Naruto: This Uchiha is Too Pure
Chapter 38

Like to pee? Then pee for a lifetime!

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"No, it's too dangerous."

Kazuki Utsuki refused Sora Uchiha's plan without a second thought.

Beneath his mask, Sora Uchiha frowned and said in a deep voice, "Monkey, what is the Anbu's duty?"

Kazuki Utsuki hesitated for a moment. "To carry out orders."

"What is our mission?"

"To rescue Jonin Tsunade."

For some reason, Kazuki Utsuki felt immense pressure from Sora Uchiha now, even though he was the senior.

"That's right, our mission this time is to rescue Jonin Tsunade. Given the current situation, Jonin Tsunade might already be in danger, and yet we're here discussing whether it's dangerous or not?" Sora Uchiha narrowed his eyes, a dangerous glint in his pupils. "I'm small, and harder to detect in a complex environment like this back mountain. Given the situation, my plan is the most correct decision."

Kazuki Utsuki fell silent. He knew Sora Uchiha was right. His subconscious refusal earlier was simply because he still saw Sora Uchiha as a child. Now, with time to reflect, he understood the logic. He let out a heavy sigh, "Alright. Remember, avoid combat with the Takigakure shinobi as much as possible. I will find the captain and rendezvous with you as soon as I can."

Sora Uchiha nodded lightly, his eyes deep. He wondered what the Third Hokage would think if he knew what he had done?

After returning, what would the old Third Hokage think of his actions?

Kazuki Utsuki heavily placed his hand on Sora Uchiha's shoulder, gave him one last deep look, and immediately vanished into the distance.

Sora Uchiha hid in place, completely concealed by the tall grass. He adjusted his breathing, minimizing his presence, and waited silently.

After a while, BOOM! BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM--

The explosions of Explosive Tags sounded one after another. A massive mushroom cloud rose from the explosion site, accompanied by dazzling flashes of fire in that direction.

This explosion indeed startled the Takigakure shinobi in the back mountain. Soon, several Takigakure shinobi rushed towards the source of the sound to investigate.

Thus, a gap appeared in the encirclement, giving Sora Uchiha an opportunity.

He moved towards the gap, weaving through the terrain like a snake. Whenever a Takigakure shinobi approached, he would stop, hold his breath, and wait for them to pass.

Fortunately, because of the sound of the explosions, the attention of these shinobi was somewhat drawn elsewhere, and no one noticed the child hidden in the tall grass.

Repeating this process, Sora Uchiha soon reached the edge of the encirclement. Just a hundred meters further, and he could freely search for Tsunade.

However, a problem now stood before him. No matter how he tried to avoid it, he couldn't get around two Takigakure shinobi not far away.

As far as he could see, the Takigakure shinobi had cleared a flat area in front of him. If he crossed it, he would surely be detected.

Fortunately, after observing for a while, he noticed that these two Takigakure shinobi were not strong. One was a Genin, and the other a Chunin. As long as he could kill them instantly and dispose of the bodies, he wouldn't be discovered for a while.

After observing silently for a good while, he unexpectedly found an opportunity.

He saw the two Takigakure shinobi walk to the side together and stand under a tree. Sora Uchiha's eyes flickered as he moved closer to them...

It turned out the two Takigakure shinobi needed to relieve themselves. They had been searching for a long time in the back mountain with no success and couldn't hold it any longer. They stood side-by-side.

"What do you think that explosion earlier was about?" the Chunin asked casually, loosening his belt.

"No idea. Sounded like Explosive Tags? Who cares, some seniors went to check it out anyway," the Genin replied, also loosening his belt. He then curiously turned his head and chuckled, "Even though Senior is stronger than me, I think I'm better than you in certain aspects."

The Chunin was taken aback. He looked down and his face turned pale, then red. "You're talking nonsense! What good is size? Stamina is what matters!"

"Tsk, tsk, Senior is getting flustered."

"Hah! Don't believe me? We'll compare after this mission!"

The Genin didn't reply. He proudly shook himself, then retied his belt, feeling refreshed. He then looked confused. Why was there no sound from Senior's side? Was he feeling inferior? Couldn't pee with someone next to him.

He turned his head to look, and his pupils contracted. What he had been so proud of moments ago instantly went limp.

Because the Chunin Senior next to him had a Kunai stuck in his neck! He opened his mouth, seemingly wanting to say something, but his life ended at that very moment!

"Ah--" The Genin had only uttered one syllable when a muffled thwip sound followed, cutting off his voice. He fell down unwillingly.

From behind, Sora Uchiha expressionlessly pulled the Kusanagi Sword from the Genin's heart, and also pulled the Kunai from the Chunin's neck. He wiped them clean and put them away.

"Like to pee together? Then go pee for the rest of your lives." He sneered.

As everyone knows, when peeing, men are usually at their most relaxed and least vigilant, especially when these two were talking. The Chunin hadn't even noticed Sora Uchiha approaching. Dealing with the Chunin made the Genin even easier.

Smelling the faint scent of blood in the air, Sora Uchiha frowned slightly. After thinking for a moment, he used a Kunai to cut down a large pile of weeds and roughly hid the two bodies.

Then, he quickly headed deeper into the back mountain.

The success of this assassination was not actually due to Sora Uchiha, but to the two Takigakure shinobi themselves.

Knowing there might be enemy activity in the distance, they were so careless as to relieve themselves together. Their sense of crisis was almost nonexistent.

It could only be said that the Land of the Waterfall (Takigakure) was not without reason for being a weak nation. If it were any of the five great nations, the shinobi they trained would not be so careless, nor would they allow Sora Uchiha to succeed so easily.

The back mountain was vast. If Sora Uchiha had to search normally, it would likely take him several days and nights to find anything.

He stood atop a large tree, overlooking the surrounding dense forest. It was an expanse of green, with the only prominent feature being the large mountain.

"This is troublesome," he muttered. How could he find someone over such a large area?

Brain, get moving!

He thought, if he were Tsunade, where would he hide? Or... what clues would he leave for his supporters?

Although Tsunade was a gambler, it couldn't be denied that she had brains, otherwise she wouldn't have become the Fifth Hokage.

What were Tsunade's characteristics?

Hmm, "magnanimous"... Bah, Sora Uchiha shook his head. That characteristic was useless in this situation!

After a moment, a sharp glint flashed in his eyes. "If Tsunade has brains, she should be findable..."

He began searching the back mountain and soon found an inconspicuous little bug on a leaf – a white "caterpillar" the size of a finger, which was none other than the Slug, Tsunade's summoned beast.

"Little guy, tell me where Tsunade is?" Sora Uchiha asked.

Unfortunately, the little Slug ignored him. He thought for a moment, then took a Konoha forehead protector from his pocket.

This time, the little Slug reacted. Its antennae stretched out in a certain direction, towards the great mountains.

Sora Uchiha tucked the Slug into his chest and then hurried towards the mountains

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