(Store your brains here, receive a wife)
Whose wife did you forget to pick up?
"Hello, your delivery is here."
"Okay, okay, wait for me. I'll be right there."
Just as Mu Changsheng was about to set the delivery down, he heard an anxious female voice from inside and froze.
Not leaving it at the door?
Well, it was rare to meet someone like this.
The next second, the door opened. Mu Changsheng looked up and was instantly stunned.
The woman was dressed extremely lightly, with one shoulder strap slipping down and a patch of fair, tender skin exposed. The air was filled with the scent of jasmine.
Her hair was still wet. Combined with that fragrance, she had clearly just finished showering.
Mu Changsheng's Adam's apple bobbed. He was an innocent college guy—when had he ever seen such a steamy scene?
"Handsome, where's my delivery?"
The woman smiled sweetly, her voice full of tenderness and temptation, like a cunning little fox luring prey with her sultry tone.
"What a squeeze..."
Mu Changsheng blurted it out almost instinctively.
The woman paused slightly.
Seeing her gaze, Mu Changsheng immediately snapped back to his senses. He hurriedly composed himself, straightened up with a flushed face, and said, "Sorry, sorry... I didn't mean..."
The woman was not angry. She covered her mouth and chuckled, then directly took the delivery from Mu Changsheng's hand. Lazily leaning against the door, she gave him a teasing smile. "Little handsome, my drain happens to be clogged. Want to come in and help?"
Hearing that, Mu Changsheng tensed up. His excitement instantly vanished. Unclog a drain?
AIDS, HPV, and other diseases from videos flashed through Mu Changsheng's mind.
What woman would let a stranger into her home for no reason?
Mu Changsheng immediately calmed down. Waving a hand, he smiled. "Forget it. I still have other deliveries to make."
The woman was slightly stunned, not expecting Mu Changsheng to refuse. She pursed her lips and stepped closer, her body nearly pressing against his. The rich fragrance did not stir his heart—it frightened him.
That was right. He was scared!
"You really won't come in and help your big sister?"
The woman placed a hand on Mu Changsheng's clothes and looked at him with seductive eyes.
Mu Changsheng quickly backed away and said awkwardly, "Sorry, I don't know how to unclog drains... You should find an experienced plumber, miss."
With that, Mu Changsheng turned and ran.
The woman blinked as she watched Mu Changsheng flee in panic. Lifting her clothes and looking at her impressive figure underneath, she hesitated. "Did it... get smaller?"
Downstairs at Moon Laurel Garden, beside his little electric scooter, Mu Changsheng panted heavily. Feeling a surge of wicked desire in his stomach, he said, "Good thing I held myself back."
"If I caught some disease, I'd be completely finished."
After all, he still had a family depending on him.
A hardworking mother, a miserable older sister, a broken family, and a father worked to death.
Mu Changsheng looked back at Moon Laurel Garden. Such a nice residential complex, and that woman had been so beautiful—yet she had... a disease.
Thinking of that seductive scene just now, Mu Changsheng could not help replaying it in his mind a few more times.
"Fuck..."
Mu Changsheng spat on the ground in irritation.
"There's a game that makes you younger the more you play it: the mobile game Peacekeeper Elite..."
His OPPO A5 rang in his pocket. Mu Changsheng took out his phone and saw that it was the alarm he had set.
Mu Changsheng hurriedly turned off the alarm, opened his browser, and searched for the Super Lotto results. At the same time, he took a lottery ticket from his pocket.
"1, 4, 6, 7, 11—5, 8."
Mu Changsheng looked at the winning numbers, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently.
Who could possibly win with those numbers?
He glanced at his own ticket: "2, 5, 16, 17, 22—7, 9."
They were nowhere close!
"Fuck, my luck is really something else."
Mu Changsheng irritably crumpled the ticket into a ball and threw it away.
"Ah, when will I ever be able to live in such an upscale neighborhood?"
Mu Changsheng looked at the luxurious residential complex, sighed, and shook his head.
Just as he was about to leave, a strange voice suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Ding! You have received a five-star review!"
Mu Changsheng froze, thinking he had misheard. "Am I dreaming? Since when did I have the voice of a novel system in my head?"
"Ding! You heard correctly, Host. I am the system that will help you defy fate, possess the world, and sleep drunk beside beautiful women."
The air fell silent for a moment. Mu Changsheng pinched his own face. "Holy shit, it's not a dream!"
"System, hurry up and tell me. What can you do?"
The system said, "I can help the Host pick up girls, help the Host get rich, help the Host live forever, and help the Host change his fate."
"Ding! Five-star review rewards are being distributed..."
"Ding! Delivery item—Stockings!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained 888 yuan in cash!!!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the ability—Unfalling Divine Spear!!!"
As soon as the system finished speaking, Mu Changsheng felt warmth spread through his body. His exhaustion was swept away, and even the listlessness caused by his bad habits improved considerably.
Mu Changsheng, whose eyes had barely been able to stay open before, could now open them fully. More importantly, he felt as if he had gone through a second puberty.
"Oh right, there's also the 888."
Mu Changsheng felt around in his pocket and immediately found several hundred-yuan bills. He pulled them out, stared at the bills in his hand, and swallowed. "It really is... 888 yuan."
Ding! Host: Mu Changsheng! Ability: Unfalling Divine Spear! Constitution: 9 (normal person: 10) Appearance: 80 (normal person: 60) Positive Reviews: Five-star review (1) Negative Reviews: None! Wealth: 2,455 yuan.
Mu Changsheng looked at the azure panel before him and grinned. "Happiness has finally come to me!"
"System, are rewards only issued for five-star reviews?"
Mu Changsheng tucked away the eight hundred yuan and asked curiously.
The system said, "The reward rule for five-star reviews is that the delivery item's price is randomly multiplied. As for abilities, they are also obtained at random."
Mu Changsheng rubbed his chin. "The item price gets multiplied? How much could a pair of stockings cost? Looks like my luck is pretty good."
"Ding! The Stockings were priced at 888 yuan. No multiplier, Host."
Mu Changsheng's mouth twitched. A pair of stockings cost 888 yuan?
Mu Changsheng looked up at the residential complex. "Damn it, poverty really limits imagination."
Just as Mu Changsheng was about to drive away, his phone suddenly rang again.
Seeing an unfamiliar number, Mu Changsheng frowned, but he still answered it.
"Hello, who is this?"
"It's me, little brother."
The seductive voice on the other end immediately made Mu Changsheng's body stiffen.
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