The Elite Deliveryman: Plumbing Not Included
Chapter 1

Refusing to Unclog Sewers

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(Store in brain, pick up wife)

Whose wife did they forget to pick up?

"Hello, your takeout is here."

"Okay, okay, wait for me, I'm coming right away."

Just as Mu Changsheng was about to put down the takeout, he heard the anxious female voice from inside and his expression froze.

It wasn't supposed to be left at the door?

Ah, it's rare to encounter someone like this.

The next second, the door opened, and Mu Changsheng looked up, instantly stunned.

The woman was dressed extremely scantily, with her shoulder strap slipping down, revealing a bit of fair, tender skin. A scent of jasmine fragrance filled the air.

Her hair was wet, and combined with the fragrance, she must have just showered.

Mu Changsheng's Adam's apple bobbed. As a pure young man, when had he ever seen such a hot scene?

"Handsome guy, where's my takeout?"

The woman said with a sweet, charming smile, her voice full of tenderness and seduction, like a cunning little fox using its alluring voice to entice its prey.

"It'll be a moment..."

Mu Changsheng blurted out almost subconsciously.

Hearing this, the woman was slightly taken aback.

Seeing the woman's gaze, Mu Changsheng immediately came to his senses, quickly composed himself, his face turning red as he straightened up: "Sorry, sorry... I didn't mean..."

The woman wasn't angry. She covered her mouth and chuckled softly. She even reached out and took the takeout from Mu Changsheng's hand. Then, she leaned lazily against the door, a half-smile on her face, and said, "Little handsome guy, my drain is clogged right now. Do you want to come in and help?"

Mu Changsheng's expression tightened upon hearing this. His excited mood vanished instantly. Unclog a drain?

Images of AIDS, HPV, and other diseases flashed through Mu Changsheng's mind from videos.

What kind of woman would let a stranger into her home for no reason?

Mu Changsheng's expression immediately calmed down. He waved his hand and smiled, "Never mind, I have other deliveries to make."

The woman was slightly taken aback, not expecting Mu Changsheng to refuse. She pursed her lips and walked closer to Mu Changsheng, her body almost pressing against him. The strong fragrance didn't make Mu Changsheng feel tempted, but rather scared.

Yes, scared!

"Aren't you really going to come in and help your sister?"

The woman placed her hand on Mu Changsheng's clothes, looking at him with a charming gaze.

Mu Changsheng quickly retreated and said awkwardly, "Sorry, I don't know how to fix plumbing... Sister, you should find a professional."

After speaking, Mu Changsheng quickly took off and ran.

The woman was slightly stunned. Looking at Mu Changsheng fleeing in panic, she picked up her clothes and looked at her proud figure inside, hesitating, "Did... it get smaller?"

Downstairs at Moon Laurel Garden, next to the electric scooter, Mu Changsheng was panting heavily, feeling a wicked energy in his stomach: "Fortunately, I resisted."

"Otherwise, if I caught some disease, it would be completely over."

After all, he still had a family to support.

A toiling mother, a suffering sister, a broken family, and a father who worked himself to death.

Mu Changsheng glanced back at Moon Laurel Garden. Such a nice neighborhood, and that sister looked so good, yet she also had... an illness.

Thinking of the sensual scene just now, Mu Changsheng couldn't help but recall it a few more times.

"Damn..."

Mu Changsheng spat out a mouthful of saliva, feeling displeased.

"There's a game where the more you play, the younger you get. It's Peacekeeper Elite on mobile..."

The OPPO A5 in his pocket rang. Mu Changsheng took out his phone and found it was the alarm he had set.

Mu Changsheng quickly turned off the alarm, opened the browser, searched for the Lotto winning numbers, and took out a lottery ticket from his pocket at the same time.

"1, 4, 6, 7, 11 - 5, 8"

Mu Changsheng looked at the winning numbers, his mouth twitching fiercely.

Who could possibly win with these numbers?

He glanced at his own ticket: "2, 5, 16, 17, 22 - 7, 9"

They were completely unrelated!

"Damn, this luck is something else."

Mu Changsheng unhappily crumpled the lottery ticket into a ball and threw it away.

"Sigh, when will I be able to live in such a high-class neighborhood?"

Mu Changsheng looked at the high-class neighborhood, sighed, and shook his head.

As he was preparing to leave, a strange voice suddenly rang out in his mind.

"Ding, received a five-star review!"

Mu Changsheng was stunned, thinking he had misheard. "Am I dreaming? When did my mind start having system voices like in novels?"

"Ding, host, you heard correctly. I am the system that will help you defy fate, conquer the world, and lie drunk among beauties."

Silence hung in the air for a moment. Mu Changsheng pinched his face. "Holy crap, it's not a dream!"

"System, quickly tell me, what can you do?"

System: "I can help the host pick up girls, get rich, achieve longevity, and change your destiny."

"Ding, five-star review reward being issued..."

"Ding, delivery - stockings!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving 888 in cash!!!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the ability - Unfalling Divine Spear!!!"

As the system's voice faded, Mu Changsheng felt a warmth spread through his body. His previous fatigue vanished, and the mental fatigue caused by bad habits improved significantly.

Mu Changsheng's eyes, which had been difficult to open, could now open easily. Most importantly, Mu Changsheng felt like he had undergone a second growth spurt.

"Oh right, there's also the 888."

Mu Changsheng patted his pocket and immediately felt some hundred-yuan bills. He took them out and looked at the bills in his hand, his throat bobbing. "It's really... 888 yuan."

Ding, Host: Mu Changsheng! Ability: Unfalling Divine Spear! Physique: 9 (Normal person: 10) Attractiveness: 80 (Normal person: 60) Praise: Five-star review (1) Criticism: None! Wealth: 2455 yuan.

Mu Changsheng looked at the blue panel before him, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "Happiness has finally come to me!"

"System, are these rewards only given for five-star reviews?"

Mu Changsheng tucked the eight hundred yuan away and asked curiously.

System: "The reward rule for a five-star rating is that the price of the takeaway item will be randomly doubled, and the ability will also be randomly obtained."

Mu Changsheng rubbed his chin: "Item price doubled? How much can a pair of stockings cost? Looks like my luck is pretty good."

"Ding, the stockings are priced at 888 yuan, no doubling, Host."

Mu Changsheng's mouth twitched. 888 for a pair of stockings?

Mu Changsheng looked up at the residential area: "Damn, poverty limits the imagination."

Just as Mu Changsheng was about to drive away, his phone suddenly rang again.

Mu Changsheng frowned when he saw it was an unknown number, but he still answered.

"Hello, who is this?"

"It's me, Younger Brother."

A charming voice came from the other end of the phone, making Mu Changsheng's body stiffen.

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