Pee-Dead Dragon

"What's wrong?"

Hearing Bai Qiuran's voice, Wisdom Immortal also became a little nervous. "Could it be that you have an upset stomach?"

It's not an upset stomach.

Bai Qiuran's expression was strange.

"I actually... need to pee?"

"What? How strange!"

Wisdom Immortal exclaimed in surprise.

After fasting, Cultivators live on air and dew, which greatly enhances their digestive ability. Even if they eat the same food as ordinary Mortals, Cultivators can basically digest it completely without having to excrete undigested food residue.

With Bai Qiuran's physical strength, let alone the food of Mortals, even the jade dew and nectar that Immortals drink are no different from drinking plain water to him. But even with such a body, he is now experiencing the urge to urinate.

"I remember the last time I needed to urinate was when I was practicing Poisonous Technique."

Bai Qiuran muttered, "Back then, I was eating highly poisonous things every day. The Toxins that my body couldn't digest were all expelled through urination."

"This... I can only say that the things from the Divine Age are truly extraordinary."

Wisdom Immortal suggested, "There's a river nearby, why don't you go take care of this first before you continue your journey?"

"Hmm, that makes sense."

Bai Qiuran through the bushes to the Great River, where he saw the Great River surging and white waves crashing, which further aroused his urge to urinate.

So he unzipped his leather pants and began to urinate.

A moment later, Bai Qiuran putting on her pants and let out a long sigh of relief.

"I haven't experienced this nostalgic feeling in almost two thousand years."

"Hmm... congratulations?"

Wisdom Immortal asked in confusion.

"Of course, that's cause for celebration..."

As Bai Qiuran spoke, he grabbed Wisdom Immortal's head from his belt and held it in his hand. At that moment, he caught a glimpse of a strange object in the Great River, which looked like the tail of a giant creature.

What is that?

A moment later, as the waves surged, the thing gradually rose to the surface. It turned out to be a giant black dragon, but it was lying on its back on the river surface, drifting with the current and being gradually swept downstream by the waves.

"That's a Pureblood Dragon."

Wisdom Immortal clicked his tongue and said, "As expected of the Divine Age, to be able to see such a pure-blooded dragon on the Mortal World. Its bloodline is even purer than that little girl you're so close to... But what happened to it? It's dead? How did it die?"

How should I know?

Bai Qiuran shrugged.

"Anyway, it's definitely none of my business."

As they watched the giant dragon slowly being swept away by the current, Bai Qiuran thought for a moment and decided to walk downstream along the river.

Bai Qiuran walked quite slowly. In the blink of an eye, even the dragon corpse had disappeared into the river, its whereabouts unknown. He didn't care and continued to walk slowly downstream, killing several Water Beasts that wanted to eat him along the way. As dusk approached, he came to a eddy in the river and suddenly caught a roar that was different from the roar of a beast.

"Damn it! Who dared to kill my dragon!"

"It's a human voice!"

Bai Qiuran perked up, quickened her pace, and arrived at the place where the sound came from.

He parted the Shrubbery and saw the source of the sound on the riverbank.

It was a tall, imposing Heavenly Gods, clad in bronze armor, holding a sharp sword in one hand and a small pagoda in the other.

He had a human-like body, but a blue face and fangs, with two huge protruding teeth protruding from under his lips, pressed against the corners of his mouth by the Book of Questions.

The height of this Heavenly Gods must have been altered and shrunk considerably, but even so, he was still about twenty or thirty meters tall, and standing on the riverbank, he was still a Giant.

At his feet lay the dragon corpse that Bai Qiuran and Wisdom Immortal had seen in the river not long ago. Its dark body, several tens of meters long, had been pulled out of the river by this celestial Heavenly Gods and spread out on the riverbank.

Before him stood several disheveled humans, dressed in Beast Hide skins and carrying wooden bows and arrows on their backs, kneeling on the ground, trembling.

"They are Human Race."

Wisdom Immortal said in a low voice.

Bai Qiuran led him to hide behind the Shrubbery, intending to observe the situation discreetly first.

"Hmph, to be able to poison this river and kill my dragon, thinking about it carefully, the only race around here capable of doing such a thing is you lowly Mortals."

The celestial Heavenly Gods paced back and forth before the group of Human Race, his heavy footsteps causing the riverbank to tremble.

"Even if you had the guts of a bear and the gall of a leopard, you wouldn't dare poison my Dragonling. But the fact remains that you poisoned my dragon. Tell me, what should I do?"

The Human Race dared not utter a sound. After a long silence, the Human Race finally lowered his head and whispered, "As their Chief, I am willing to pay with my life..."

"Roll!"

The Heavenly Gods roared and stomped heavily on the ground, crushing a section of the ground beneath him.

"What are you? How dare you compare to my dragon? You'd better pay with your life! Is your little life even worth my dragon's?"

The other Human Race quickly lowered their heads, not daring to look up, while the leader of the Human Race hurriedly said, "God, please calm your anger... What compensation does God desire? Our race will do our utmost to fulfill it."

"Logically, I should take the heads of your entire clan to pay for the life of my Dragonling."

The celestial Heavenly Gods twirled the sword blade in his hand, pacing back and forth.

"But I anticipate that your clan is usually very devout in worshiping the gods, offering many sacrifices, and has always been favored by His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor and all the other deities. Therefore, I will be magnanimous and let you off this time. Judging by the time, the newborns in your clan should be born soon. You should go back and choose a few tender children for me as an apology. Then I will not hold this matter against you."

Upon hearing this, Bai Qiuran could see the Chief's body tremble visibly, but he ultimately lowered his head and whispered, "Thank you for your great kindness, God... We will do as you wish."

"Okay, I've got it. The deadline is seven days from now."

The Heavenly Gods nodded in satisfaction.

"Also, I dislike infants older than one month old; those older than one month are out of the question."

"Yes."

Seeing this, Bai Qiuran felt she could no longer sit idly by.

These Heavenly Gods clearly did not regard Human Race as human beings, but rather as livestock that they kept and could communicate with.

He twisted his wrist, preparing to send this Heavenly Gods to the Yellow Springs for his last meal, but just as he gathered his inner True Qi, the space around him suddenly turned gray, everything in the world stopped flowing, and that familiar oppressive force came again.

This time, however, the pressure was just right, merely preventing Bai Qiuran taking any further action. Time on the other side did not stop flowing, and it seemed that Heavenly Dao had only temporarily isolated him from the world.

"This is interference from the will of Heavenly Dao."

Wisdom Immortal muttered, "It seems it doesn't want us to change certain established histories."

Bai Qiuran moved her lips, about to speak, when a clear, cold voice suddenly came from the Shrubbery behind the riverbank in the normal world.

"Wait, stop right there!"