Then he mocked Erudition as a hunk of scrap metal, Equilibrium as a pair of severed hands, and the Aeons as all being one-track-minded... Among all the heroes under heaven, only Chen Li and I mattered!
Chen Li shook his head. The chainsaw in his hand buzzed, but he said nothing.
"You're choosing women over friends!" Aha accused indignantly.
"Huh? Me? Choosing women over friends?" Chen Li asked back, pointing at his own nose.
"Yes! Because outside the instance, the Aeon of Remembrance is Cyrene! And Cyrene is your old flame! That's why you saved Fuli for last—you couldn't bear to lay a hand on her! You want to rekindle your old romance!" Aha nodded emphatically.
At that, Aha looked deeply moved and earnestly advised, "Chen Li, you mustn't fall for this instance's honey trap! Women are dangerous!"
Chen Li was stunned for a moment, then his face lit up with overwhelming delight. "What?! It's finally my turn to enjoy a honey trap?! Something this good actually exists?!"
"..."
Aha froze.
Then, he burst into earth-shaking laughter.
"Hahahaha! Interesting! Too interesting! Just as expected of you!"
The laughter came to an abrupt stop.
Aha had laughed too hard and failed to catch his breath. He simply... died of suffocation.
The God of Fun had ultimately died because of fun. At least it was a fitting death.
"Quadra Kill!" (Four kills!)
Looking at Aha lying on the ground without a sound, Chen Li did not rush to deal with the final enemy.
Chen Li silently pulled out two chainsaws and prepared to viciously mutilate Aha's corpse for three whole minutes.
"Bzzzzzz—!"
Because Chen Li did not trust Aha.
The facts proved Chen Li right.
During the second minute of the corpse mutilation, Aha, who had supposedly already "died of suffocation," suddenly