That was really bad!
"May you stay dumb forever." Chen Li pointed at March 7th.
"I'm not dumb, and I'm not easy to fool either!" March 7th stomped her foot in anger.
"But I can change that."
"Sorry, I was wrong too."
"May your account get hacked forever!" Chen Li pointed at Silver Wolf.
"...Gah! Just kill me!" Silver Wolf stiffened her neck.
"May people always say your coffee tastes awful!" Chen Li pointed at Himeko.
"So it was you who changed my settings, which is why everyone else said my coffee tasted bad?"
"Oh, no, this doesn't need changing. Your coffee already tastes awful."
"..." —Himeko.
"May you never see anything entertaining again." Chen Li pointed at Sparkle.
"Don't casually say something that denies someone else's life goals!"
"May you..." Chen Li pointed at Dan Heng.
Dan Heng hugged Strike Cloud, which never left his side, and felt completely invulnerable.
"When you shed your scales and reincarnate, I'll bury you beside Dragon Master Tao Ran's grave so you two can be neighbors," Chen Li said.
"...Sorry, we were careless. Chen Li, this ability of yours is very dangerous, so promise us you won't use it on others so casually, okay?" Dan Heng said sincerely.
"Depends on my mood." Chen Li crossed his arms.
It was time to give these people a tiny dose of fanwork shock!
"Congratulations, Chen Li. You've completed another series of Novice Tasks." Robin smiled.
As one of the few companions on the train whom Chen Li had not pointed at, Robin was undoubtedly in the best mood of everyone.
See? He has me in his heart.
"It's good news, but the challenges ahead are even tougher. I need to keep causing trouble... spreading miracles in other worlds. Want to come with me?" Chen Li asked