"Keep testing!"
Luan Zhengwei, exhausted and unable to understand a thing, pretended he couldn't understand even if he did. The country needed Li Bai to keep showing off...
Damn it, this was breaking his heart!~
"Pen, pen! Where's my pen?"
Sun Fatty, who wrote online novels on the side to earn some extra cash, understood in an instant. He rummaged through his pockets but only found his phone, so he hurriedly started typing, recording the whole thing.
Fiction came from life!
Sometimes reality was so wild that even fiction wouldn't dare write it.
Reporter Ximen's worldview was updating>>>>15%>>>>20%...
Ding! 100% complete. Upgrade finished!
To survive, you had to keep up with the times.
He suddenly spotted Sun Fatty's phone and, without a second thought, whipped out the Almighty Alpha, the divine camera he'd borrowed from Li Bai.
"What are you writing?"
Click!
His thoughts, hands, and camera moved as one. His photography skills had long since reached perfection.
Poor Sun Fatty had painstakingly typed up several hundred words, only for Ximen Dong to steal them with a single click.
"Damn it! What are you doing?!"
Sun Fatty tried to cover his phone screen, but it was too late. Didn't Ximen Dong have a conscience?
On the other side, snap!~
Another Great Sword broke.
Li Bai had been casually bending it for fun, but accidentally... damn it, he really hadn't meant to.
He felt bad about it, too!
Unfortunately, many swords were designed to prioritize hardness and sharpness, without ever considering that someone might be able to bend them. The heat-treatment process also wasn't quite up to par. China was still a little behind in that area, especially a private sporting-goods factory like Sword Pavilion. Who knew whether they used beef tallow or horse urine for heat treatment?
Damn it!~
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