"Me at her feet?"
Shen Tang pointed at herself.
Gu Chi held back a laugh and nodded gravely.
Shen Tang's lips moved for a long moment before she nearly choked on her words. "No, putting aside whether I even have the necessary equipment, why would Princess think this would work? Isn't she a little too confident in her own charms?"
Even she wasn't that conceited.
The key issue was that the woman was pregnant!
Gu Chi said in a low, suggestive voice, "How do we know there aren't people who are into that? A young maiden is certainly lovely, but she's too green. They say young men prefer mature women with a certain allure."
Shen Tang stared at him, dumbfounded, then muttered, "...I never knew you were like this, Gu Wangchao. You're single in real life, yet you've got all the theories down pat. And you're into some pretty wild stuff!"
So many kinks—and so twisted!
Gu Chi: "..."
Compared to all the unmentionable thoughts his lord had right now, these bawdy jokes from the common folk's storybooks were child's play, weren't they? To use his lord's words, you could take a bolt of plain cloth, rinse it through her mind, then hang it up to dry and set the color before selling it.
When it came to kinks, neither of them should judge the other.
The two of them traded barbs all the way back to the temporary camp.
Under Jiang Sheng and Xianyu Jian's direction, the more than two thousand people Shen Tang had brought with her remained orderly. Tents were raised and bonfires lit; wisps of cooking smoke brought a touch of human warmth to the lonely wilderness. Because of their current identities, Bai Su and Xu Quan couldn't take on the task of leading troops on