Gongxi Chou's handsome face nearly twisted into the same expression as a reaction meme. He finally couldn't take it anymore. "Mama, stop being so disgusting!"
Shen Tang asked back as if it were obvious, "What's disgusting about it?"
"Wasn't the point of what I just said that it came out of someone's asshole?"
Shen Tang scratched her head. "Wasn't it?"
Gongxi Chou was so angry his braid nearly flew up. Pointing at the wriggling things, he said, "The point is that these worms came out of someone's asshole! They're worms!"
Shen Tang scratched her head a second time. "If they didn't come out of your asshole, that'd be dangerous. What, you never had worms as a kid?"
The two of them had no idea how to keep their voices down. They kept saying vulgar, blunt words like "asshole," and patients in several nearby beds gave them strange looks. They knew Gongxi Chou. The young man looked burly and brawny, with fists like sandbags that could crack someone's skull, but in truth, he was quite obedient to another young man who looked much like him. Rumor had it he was a general, too.
The truth of that rumor was open to question.
Because the young man himself had denied it.
The tall woman beside the handsome young man from a foreign land had even more delicate features than he did. Unfortunately, her complexion was terrible, and she looked as if she were physically exhausted, practically kidney-deficient. What a pair of golden youths, but sadly, their parents had given them mouths, and whenever they opened them, all they said was "asshole."
Gongxi Chou shot a sidelong glare that scared away every covetous gaze.
Only when no one was looking anymore was he satisfied.
"How could I possibly have worms?"
He came from