Chu Liangliang, Wei Yuanyuan, and Rui Ji [Two-in-One]

Wei Shou's aide had served under him for several years. He could just about be considered an old hand and a trusted confidant, but the name Chu Liangliang was utterly unfamiliar to him. Watching Wei Shou furrow his brow one moment and smooth it the next, the aide's curiosity was thoroughly piqued.

At last, unable to contain himself, he asked, "General, forgive my boldness, but who is this Chu Liangliang...?"

Wei Shou slapped the letter down on the table with a look of disgust.

"Him? Hmph. He's no good."

The aide waited for him to elaborate. Nothing came.

He had no choice but to ask again. "Is this man your enemy, General?"

Wei Shou thought it over seriously. "Calling Chu Liangliang my enemy wouldn't be quite right... But that treacherous little man is coming to see me now. What good could he possibly have in mind? Hmph! If he's got the gall to show his face here, I'll sweep him right out!"

The aide wondered aloud, "Why not just beat him out?"

Wei Shou said, "If I could beat him out, would I need to sweep him?"

Hearing this, the aide guessed that this Chu Liangliang was a "child at heart" like his own general, and a highly skilled Martial Gall Warrior to boot. He was busy imagining the scene when Wei Shou waved a huge hand. "Go on, go on! Bring me my treasured wine!"

The aide was speechless.

He had never imagined his own general could be so contrary.

"Wait, he can't handle his liquor very well. Never mind."

The aide: "..."

Since he couldn't fuss over the wine, Wei Shou fussed over the food instead.

The aide was sent running all over the place.

Before nightfall, a table laden with fine dishes had been laid out in