The Sü Nü Immortal Realm shimmered in a hazy mist, its transcendent air lofty and distant.
In an exquisite room filled with an atmosphere of sensual pleasure, lotus petals bloomed in clusters, greedily drinking in the pink haze. The current Joyful Bodhisattva reclined on a lotus throne, propping her cheek on one hand. Her white gauze clung to her body, revealing endless, breathtaking curves.
"So this is what the Myriad Realms Universal Talisman can do..." Before her stood Bodhisattva of Pity and Desire, who had creatively come up with the category "snacks." She held a slightly crude metal wafer, barely larger than her palm, and spoke.
Joyful Bodhisattva drew up her long legs and lazily shifted into a seated position. Her white gauze drifted about, revealing glimpses of spring scenery now and then. The male companions standing nearby couldn't take their eyes off her; their breathing grew heavier, and they wished they could pounce on her.
"Oh, this is quite something." Joyful Bodhisattva drew over the simple Myriad Realms Universal Talisman and examined it for a while before saying with a beaming smile, "Though the world be far apart, we are close as neighbors; though the seas divide us, we can still find kindred spirits. The scenes described in poetry seem to have appeared before our eyes. We need no longer debase ourselves in brothels or wander aimlessly, waiting for prey to walk into our traps. With this talisman in hand, we can strike from the comfort of home, and all the handsome men under heaven will be ours."
Bodhisattva of Pity and Desire thought the Myriad Realms Universal Talisman was a nice novelty, but only because living beings liked new things. Hearing this, she asked in confusion, "What difference does it make? Don't we still have to seduce them?"