On Xandar, inside a bar.
"And then... I charged straight into the crust, because that Evil Celestial's core was underground, and we were going to blow it to pieces! That way, the entire universe would be saved!"
Inside the bar, a group of aliens listened as Rocket Raccoon droned on about his "heroic deeds." Beside him, Star-Lord turned his head away—Osborn Group had actually killed Ego, and Ego had been his biological father.
"That raccoon is bragging again. This life is pretty great—drinking, boasting, no more fighting and killing." Star-Lord sighed to Gamora.
But as Thanos's daughter, she clearly did not see it that way. "But Thanos is still alive—"
Osborn Group brings you the latest report: The cause of today's widespread Hyperspace jump failures across the galaxy has been identified. Sponsored by the blackhearted slaver Taneleer Tivan, war criminal Thanos conducted illegal experiments using the Cosmic Stone placed under mandated control, disrupting space routes. Thanos's actions were not merely intended to disrupt spatial routes. They were also his final attack against the Star Sea Community represented by Osborn Group. The battle began around the Solar System— And the result was: Osborn Group successfully crushed Thanos!
Everyone in the bar immediately stopped what they were doing and turned toward the television.
Thanos has been captured by Osborn Group and will soon be sent to the Star Sea Community building on Sakaar for public trial and execution. You can trust Osborn Group forever. For your prospects and your future, choose Osborn Group!
Bang!
At that moment, the bar's front door opened, and a nauseating creature entered... Everyone covered their noses.
Sensing the disgust around it, the "blob" of a creature shrank down in disappointment—
"Don't be sad. Your appearance really does violate every principle of biological aesthetics,