After getting his eye situation sorted out, Obito folded his arms and looked at his teammates with a grin. "Looks like you've forgotten something important."
"What?!"
Jifeng coughed twice, looking a little weak and confused.
Obito said, "That is, a gift to celebrate my promotion to Jonin!"
A man's three great joys were getting promoted, getting rich, and his wife dying.
Obito's promotion to Jonin was basically a promotion at work. They had to throw a big feast and collect a good haul of Gift Money.
Before Obito had even finished speaking, all his friends scattered.
Ebisu clutched his stomach. "My stomach hurts. I must've just eaten someone else's period blood. I'm going to the hospital to get checked out."
Hong said, "Obito, I have to go home and practice my Ninjutsu. Once I've mastered the Bringer-of-Darkness Technique, I'll try it out on your Sharingan."
Asuma made his escape. "Obito, my mom's pregnant! I have to hurry over and deliver the baby!"
"Your mom's almost sixty and she can still have a baby? Hokage-sama's still an old master with a brush—he's got plenty of vigor left when he picks it up!"
Obito was at a loss for words.
One by one, they all slipped away, leaving only Kakashi's Team and Anko Squad behind.
Jifeng handed Obito a packet of medicine. "Obito, you look like you might have Kidney Deficiency too. Lord Liao Wu made this for me once. You can have it as your Jonin gift."
Obito flat-out refused Liao Wu's medicine. "I'd rather die than take something made by Liao Wu!"
"And I don't have Kidney Deficiency. I'm perfectly healthy!"
Obito showed off his body in front of Rin. With his current physique, he could take on both Rin and Kakashi at once without a problem.
But then he