"Master, don't hit me! It's me, it's me!"
Thump! The staff came down hard, smashing into the floor.
"Who are you?"
Koharu's face flushed with embarrassment. They'd just eaten together earlier today, and now he didn't even recognize her? That was far too careless.
"It's me, Master—Koharu." After she identified herself again, Sun Wukong's eyes shifted as he recalled that this person did seem a little familiar.
"It's already so late. What brings you here, miss?"
"I came because I wanted to..." Before she could finish, Sun Wukong had already turned his head toward the window. Tonight really wasn't peaceful.
"...Miss, I have something to take care of. I need to step out." Sun Wukong started to get up, but Koharu stopped him.
"Wait, um, Master, what could you possibly have to do this late at night?"
"Hm?" Hearing her sweet, lilting voice, Sun Wukong slowly turned around. Koharu was staring straight at him, and the look in her eyes made his skin crawl.
"What are you trying to do?"
"Nothing. I just want to have a heart-to-heart with you, Master. That's all." As she spoke, Koharu slowly sat down on the edge of the bed, moving with exaggerated allure.
"Oh? A heart-to-heart? About what?" Sun Wukong raised an eyebrow and watched the woman put on her little act with amusement.
"Surely you understand what I mean, Master?" she murmured, fluttering her eyelids.
"Heh, I think I get it." As he spoke, Sun Wukong gripped his Adamantine Staff.
The same sort of thing was happening in Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk's rooms, though Zhu Bajie had already started chasing Xia Xia around the room. The two of them flirted as they went back and forth.
The most ridiculous scene was in Sand Monk's room, where deafening snores shook the heavens.