Ascend to Godhood!

The Gods Combination, bestowed with the title "Jade Emperor," had calculated Feng Xue's attack trajectory in an instant and come up with hundreds of ways to defend or dodge.

But as the great staff came crashing down, it found that every method was failing in a bizarre way.

It was as if getting struck over the head by that staff was simply inevitable.

In another world, things wouldn't have been this bad. But this world happened to have Hell Jokes.

And a monkey beating up the Jade Emperor was a rare Chinese Hell Joke.

The Rolling Pin, now thick and enormous, slammed down hard on the Gods Combination's head. Metal parts flew everywhere as Feng Xue's power activated, and he kept jabbing at the giant robot as if pounding medicine—or vigorously crushing garlic.

"Really, you should be glad you don't have any immediate family. Otherwise, you'd probably be practicing the fleshly act of charity right now..."

Feng Xue kept up his commentary as he "crushed garlic." The salt that kept flickering between his hands was somewhat distracting, but it was an extra safeguard he'd given himself—

God of Live Broadcast was still streaming!

Yes, Feng Xue's way of countering God of Live Broadcast's [Program Effect] power was to make quips!

As everyone knew, quipping and acting like a fool were two sides of Program Effect, like the straight man and the funny man in a comedy duo. One played the fool, the other played along. Unless it was a one-man show, one person couldn't do both.

Likewise, the quipster wouldn't also be the one creating the Program Effect—unless someone with even better quips was making fun of them. God of Live Broadcast had instinctively seized the quipster's role, but the salt in Feng Xue's hands had the miraculous effect of