"Players are people too. Of course they need to live and have fun." The old man opened a glass cabinet and took out a keychain with a dinner plate dangling from it. "Take a look at this. It's ready to use whenever you need it, and it sterilizes any flat surface you place it on. You can count on having a clean, hygienic meal even out in the wilderness."
"And this makeup mirror. It provides a different combination of hair accessories and makeup every day, so you can look presentable wherever you go."
"A hook you can hang anywhere. It can be attached to any hard surface and has a great load-bearing capacity. You can use it to hang clothes, or even hang yourself up if you like."
After introducing several household items, the old man picked up a sticker decorated with musical notes. "This one makes you dance whenever you hear music. No matter how hard life gets, you can't go without dancing."
"There's also a voice changer, a megaphone, a smile-holding clip, a badminton racket that lets you hit the shuttlecock ten thousand times, a die that never rolls a one, a collapsible True Man model..."
"So none of this stuff is any use!" Sima Xiao Er said. "Only someone with a screw loose would buy these items!"
Xu Huo, apparently "with a screw loose," picked up the voice changer. Besides mimicking human voices, it could also translate a person's current emotions into the corresponding animal sounds.
"One entertainment item isn't worth two hundred thousand White Cash. Give me a discount." He haggled with the shopkeeper under Sima Xiao Er's horrified gaze.
The old man turned and took a button from a nearby cabinet. "I can give you a better price on this one. It's a sound recorder.