The two of them widened their eyes.
"Third Brother."
Zhuge Yun smacked his lips. "You basically ordered one of everything."
Xiao Xiao smiled.
"Go ahead and add a few more servings of whatever you want."
Zhuge Yun grinned.
"Third Brother."
"We came to the wrong place."
"With you around, we should've gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet."
We wouldn't just get our money's worth...
"Third Brother's going to make the restaurant manager cry..."
Zhao Luzheng muttered.
Uh...
Zhuge Yun thought about it.
Then he nodded solemnly. "Very likely."
"Then they'd put Third Brother on the blacklist."
"And ban him from ever setting foot in their restaurant again."
"Pfft~"
Zhao Luzheng laughed.
"If Third Brother eats at a few more places, he'll probably become the number-one blacklisted customer at every all-you-can-eat restaurant."
Xiao Xiao shrugged slightly.
"I know my limits."
He wouldn't really let the little Taotie eat as much as it wanted, without any restrictions.
He didn't want to end up on the blacklist of any restaurant.
He thought the little Taotie wouldn't want that either.
If it knew that being blacklisted meant it couldn't go there to eat...
Zhuge Yun looked a little disappointed. "I know."
"But I still kind of want to see you get blacklisted..."
"That'd be amazing."
Zhuge Yun's eyes gleamed faintly.
He'd have an everlasting story to tell people.
You know what?
I have a friend who can eat like nobody's business.
He ate an all-you-can-eat restaurant out of business.
He got put on the all-you-can-eat restaurants' blacklist.
Every single one of them banned him for life.
Xiao Xiao chuckled.
"I don't want to have one fewer place to eat."
Zhuge Yun shrugged.
All right.
What a protagonist-worthy turn of events. Third Brother passed on it.
Mm.