"W! T! F?!! Chris!! He blew past Edwards in one step!! Then, as if no one was there, he charged straight into the Timberwolves' paint and finished with a one-handed windmill dunk that nearly had his head level with the rim!! O! M! G!"
"Simple! Clean! Decisive! And unbelievably violent!! Chris!! With that outrageous display of power, he proved one thing to Edwards! You're not the only one who can fly!! I can throw down explosive dunks like that too! And I'm very good at them!!"
"Shit!! That first step was way too fast!! Forget Edwards—even Towns under the basket didn't react in time! That's ridiculous!"
"Elite ball-handling rhythm, a hugely deceptive crossover, an explosive first step, and alien-level hops! Is this really Chris? Are we sure he isn't the combined form of the Four Great Guards from the early 21st century?!!"
"Or perhaps you could simply see him as Allen Iverson with Kobe's build, Carter's leaping ability, and Tracy McGrady's explosiveness."
"That was absolutely one of tonight's top five plays! No question about it!! In fact, if the game hadn't just started, and if we didn't know whether Chris—who's in phenomenal form tonight—might still come up with something even crazier, I'd be ready to declare that the play of the night, the week, the month, and the entire season!!
"It was simply unbelievable to watch! The move itself was fairly simple, but the way it looked was pure beauty!
"In the transition from the change of direction to the drive to the finish, Chris perfectly fused explosive power with the beauty of body movement. In this regard, he had already reached the absolute peak!!"
"Man, isn't that a bit exaggerated?"
"Everyone has eyes! Look at this roaring arena! Can you really say that play doesn't deserve that praise?"
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