"Patchouli!?"
I couldn't help shouting.
Long, straight purple hair, a long dress like a nightgown, purple-and-white stripes, and a book in her hands... She was practically identical to the shut-in from Gensokyo's Scarlet Devil Mansion! What on earth was going on? Had I somehow ended up in Gensokyo without realizing it? And was this actually the Scarlet Devil Mansion? If so, I'd hit the jackpot! I had no regrets about entering Touhou in this life, and I wished to be born in Gensokyo in the next. As an incurable Touhou fan, I couldn't begin to put my excitement into words! This transmigration had been so worth it! Not only could I sleep with all the girls from Gensokyo, but if I ever wanted to go home, I'd only have to ask that old hag Yukari—
"Um... who are you? How did you get in here?"
While I was lost in my own happy thoughts, Patchouli asked me a question.
"Me? My name's Liu Ye. I have a key to this place."
"Liu Ye? I've never heard that name before... I'm Si Nan Xiao. Pleased to meet you."
...Si Nan Xiao?
"Wait, aren't you Patchouli?"
"Patchouli? Who's that?"
What? She wasn't Patchouli?
My sky-high spirits sank in an instant. That was right... how could this possibly be Gensokyo? It was only a shut-in's dream. There was no Patchouli here, only Si Nan Xiao... Wait, Si Nan Xiao!?
"Pardon my asking, but are you the eldest daughter of the Si Nan Family? Do you have a younger sister named Si Nan Ying?"
"That's right... Do you know my little sister?"
"Yes. I'm one of her subordinates, and we're friends, too."
"So you're one of my little sister's people. I'm sorry I haven't been a good host. Please, have a seat somewhere."
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