"That's him."
Li Ang and Deadpool had long since stopped keeping track of universe numbers. After searching for who knew how long, they'd finally found the Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman.
"He looks a little down in the dumps."
Deadpool looked at Wolverine Logan and spoke.
"We just need him alive. We don't need him to be a hero."
Li Ang had known what this Wolverine was like all along, but he had no intention of trying to change him.
He and Deadpool had made up their minds. No matter what the audience thought, they were going to change the plot...
They'd do it quickly and simply, with no fuss.
"Who are you?"
Wolverine Logan was as wary as ever, but when he saw the two of them appear, he didn't bare his claws like the other Wolverines.
This really was a useless Wolverine.
Deadpool couldn't be bothered to say anything heartfelt.
He went straight to the point. "Things aren't going well for you in this universe, are they? Do you want to truly live?"
"Yes or no?"
"What do you mean?"
Wolverine Logan was confused.
"Shit."
Deadpool immediately said, "All you have to do is answer YES!"
"No!"
Wolverine shook his head firmly.
"Then you don't get a choice."
Deadpool glanced at Li Ang, who simply picked Wolverine up.
Wolverine Logan angrily jabbed his claws into Li Ang's side.
But...
"Clang, clang, clang!"
It was useless.
"Now we need to go save your world."
Li Ang looked at Deadpool as he spoke, and the two of them opened a door.
They went straight back to Deadpool's 10005 Universe.
The world where this Wolverine had already died.
They found a spot and simply dropped Wolverine Logan there.
As the Anchor Person, all he had to do was stay alive here.