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Who's the hottest in the Bilibili meme videos this year? "Give me a hundred yuan, and I won't!"

Red Hat Hundred Yuan Brother is someone everyone must know. His classic quote, "You played me, you tricked me, and you won't even give me a hundred yuan!" has spread across the internet and remains timeless.

No matter how many years pass, the "Give me a hundred yuan, and I won't!" meme can still be spun in countless ways.

Of course, this guy hasn't appeared yet. If he did, Bilibili would probably be his territory.

But the hottest, most viewed, and most commented-on meme video right now is Dali Brother, who was arrested for a failed robbery attempt on New Year's Day.

As soon as this guy's interview video aired, it exploded across the entire internet and was immediately turned into a meme video.

Classic quote: "If I don't spend five hundred yuan a day, I feel uncomfortable. Great effort creates miracles."

These words are so catchy, they've become a catchphrase for so many people.

I heard Dali Brother is about to be sentenced, but quite a few media companies are optimistic about him and plan to sign him after he gets out of prison.

What?

Can you believe it!

A robber can become an internet celebrity! It's like a weasel wishing the chickens a Happy New Year.

Well, standing at the forefront of the times, even a pig can fly, let alone a robber who "speaks astonishingly."

This year, besides Dali Brother, Bilibili has many other popular and hilarious meme videos, like Liu Xing from The Female General and the Male Warrior 2, with his classic quote: "Go to hell, Liang Feifan." And the "legendary" rapper Pang Mailong, with his classic quote: "My skating shoes, trash, trash, the trashiest."

Besides them, there's also Aunt Xue, Three Boys, Zhang Quandan from Principal Wang's household, Lord Führer, Jinkela, Commissar Li, and more. Oh, and Brother Feng, who wants to be in the headlines, also has a fitness meme video that's popular.

Nowadays, a video or a single sentence can inexplicably go viral. Even eating grilled skewers or lamb kidneys gets millions of views.

And it's not just views; within two or three days, a video can get over 500,000 views, definitely trending towards a million.

Li Xian has played on AcFun and Bilibili, and he never imagined he'd be on the trending video charts, let alone in such a "shameful" way.

He was happily gnawing on lamb kidneys and bragging... and then he messed up?

Who the heck is so bored to record a video!

Li Xian recalled that night when he was eating skewers; there were indeed many people watching him, but he really didn't notice anyone taking out their phone to record.

Eating lamb kidneys got him into trouble.

Even if Li Xian wanted to be famous, it definitely wouldn't be in this way.

This way is too low-class!

In his opinion, he should have been online saying domineeringly: "I make friends without looking at money; besides, no one has more money than me."

That's the correct way to open things.

With Brother Xian in charge, Principal Wang can rest.

Li Xian was annoyed and angry, but looking at the video, he suddenly felt like laughing. Ignoring that he was the protagonist of the video, overall, this meme video was done quite well. The catchy music combined with the hilarious meme lines truly complemented each other.

His repeated actions of raising his hand and gnawing on lamb kidneys were comparable to Lord Führer banging on the table.

It's not without reason that this meme video went viral. One key factor is that Li Xian did something many people wanted to do but didn't dare to. Who doesn't want to eat skewers to their heart's content?

For example, ordering ten plates of lamb kidneys to start with. Would you dare to say that without antacids?

Ten plates of lamb kidneys would make you sick in minutes.

It's foreseeable that the line: "Give me ten plates of lamb kidneys" is destined to become a classic quote this year.

Li Xian is famous... no, it's the lamb kidneys that are about to be famous.

"Brother Xian, are you okay?" Zhang Cheng, who had been observing Li Xian, asked cautiously.

He noticed Li Xian's expression changing like Sichuan Opera Face-Changing and was afraid he'd hurt himself holding it in.

"Heh heh... I'm fine!" Li Xian smiled strangely, making Zhang Cheng's heart pound.

"Really fine?"

"Your brother is broad-minded and plump, what could be wrong?" Li Xian glanced at him and pointed at the computer screen, asking, "Can you contact this Uploader?"

"Brother, what do you want to do?" Zhang Cheng asked doubtfully, but then he thought about it and guessed Li Xian's intention. He said, "Brother Xian, do you want him to delete the video? This... he probably won't do it. This video has gained him a lot of followers; over ten thousand in two days."

"Damn... he gained so many followers by exploiting me," Li Xian muttered. At this point, he knew deleting the video wouldn't help. The video had already spread; you couldn't block it, so he could only accept being famous.

"Brother Xian, it's useless to ask him to delete it. Many people have reposted it; these guys are too fast. Also, this isn't the original video," Zhang Cheng said as he logged into Youku. He quickly found the original video and said, "This 20-minute video is the earliest one, but it's not as popular as the meme video. However, I think it's about to go viral too; many people are looking for it."

This 20-minute video recorded Li Xian's entire process of eating skewers. But it was too long; probably not many people had the leisure to watch it all.

Zhang Cheng added, "I watched it once, and it made me crave it. I really didn't expect you could eat so much, Brother Xian. Take me out to eat sometime."

"Heh... I won't let you eat yourself to death!" Li Xian glared at him and said, "Stop talking nonsense. Can you contact this Uploader or not?"

"This... I don't know. I can send him a private message through the backend, but he probably won't reply," Zhang Cheng said with difficulty.

"Damn, I know how to send a private message too. The main thing is to get him to see it," Li Xian patted his shoulder and said, "You're full of bright ideas; think of a way to help me deliver a message."

"Oh~~ You want him to delete the video? It's useless, brother."

"Delete my ass. If deleting it worked, would the Seduction Gate have had such a big impact?" If the mastermind could be removed to eliminate the impact, Teacher Chen would have made the computer repairman die a thousand times over.

"Uh... heh heh." Zhang Cheng gave a dry laugh. "Brother Xian, what message do you want to give him?"

"Tell him, his account is gone!" Li Xian said meaningfully, a slight smile playing on his lips.

[Random Quest: Me! Kidney Bro!]

[Me! Kidney Bro!: When you're out here, there's nothing you can't admit. You are Kidney Bro, a legend unlike any other. No one can replace this title. Given the risk of impersonation, hurry up and prove yourself.

(1) Prove Identity: Prove that you are Kidney Bro. No need for further explanation. Time limit: three days.

(2) A Small Lesson: A certain Uploader has had a negative impact on the Host. Since people will flock to imitate them in the future, they must be taught a small lesson. Time limit: seven days.]

Sigh, this damn System is up to its old tricks again.

I've only rested for two days, and it's already getting restless.

Am I the kind of person who holds grudges over every little thing!

Heh.

Li Xian flashed a malicious grin.

ps: There's one more chapter. Please recommend and support. Thank you all. Happy New Year. I wish everyone a Wish Come True and all the best in 2020.