Big Brother, You Wouldn't Want Anyone to Know You're a Demon Lord, Would You?

That said, although the White-haired Loli before him looked harmless to humans and animals alike, Su Yuan knew that many big shots in the Cultivation World had all sorts of strange quirks.

Some dressed as commoners, some went off to become beggars, and some disguised themselves as women while others disguised themselves as men.

Such scenarios often appeared in the news.

Perhaps this White-haired Loli was some old monster from the righteous path pretending to be young, deliberately taking this form.

Thinking this, Su Yuan became more cautious and asked:

"Little girl, how did you get here? Where are your family?"

The White-haired Loli remained expressionless, as though she had not heard him.

Su Yuan probed again. "Could it be that you're a Teacher's child?"

The White-haired Loli tilted her little head. After thinking for a few seconds, she gently nodded.

"Phew—"

Su Yuan immediately let out a huge sigh of relief. Case closed; he had been overthinking it.

System, your credibility with me has already fallen below zero. I'll never believe another word you say again!

This little loli clearly was not some old monster of the righteous path in disguise. Most likely, some Teacher had something going on at home and had no choice but to bring their child to school to look after her.

Since that was the case, he could not let this White-haired Loli get away. He had to do some things only a creepy uncle would do.

Otherwise, how was he supposed to complete that malfunctioning system mission of his?

"Have you eaten lunch? Big Brother has something delicious here!"

Su Yuan rubbed his hands together, doing his best to put on the appearance of a kind big brother from next door as he smiled.

White-haired Loli: "..."

She had clearly not revealed the slightest abnormality, yet she had already been targeted? Could it be that he coveted her body?

W-What an evil Demon Lord!

But... that was what made it interesting.

Her Beautiful Eyes shifted slightly and fell upon the Dragon Scale Roasted Goose standing beside Su Yuan, half of its body already carved away.

At that moment, the goose's left half remained perfectly intact, while its right half had become a skeleton devoid of even a shred of meat. Not only was it no longer appetizing, it carried an indescribably eerie feeling.

From her perspective, the roasted goose's soul had been firmly nailed inside its body, while an utterly hideous demonic aura seeped out without the slightest concealment.

"Using such a strange demonic technique to refine food, what is this Demon Lord planning? Could it be that he is first testing his Evil Method on a spirit beast before applying it to humans?"

The White-haired Loli pondered absentmindedly.

Yet in Su Yuan's eyes, it simply looked as though the little loli was starving and had been drawn in by the glistening roasted goose.

He intended to farm gold from the White-haired Loli, so he waved his hand without hesitation.

"You want roasted goose, right? Big Brother will treat you!"

As he spoke, Su Yuan lightly shook the Soul Summoning Bell in his hand. The cleaver in the roasted goose's hand danced through the air, swiftly slicing off a plate of evenly cut goose meat.

Su Yuan carried the goose meat in one hand and his own large bowl of food in the other as he walked out from the serving window.

After Chen Nuoyi set her own bowl of food on the table, she went to the kitchen and got a small portion of food for the White-haired Loli's lunch.

As she passed the White-haired Loli, who was still standing motionlessly before the window, Chen Nuoyi warmly picked the little Girl up.

The White-haired Loli's gaze was forced onto Chen Nuoyi. Her golden eyes unceremoniously scrutinized the Girl's pretty face, then she secretly shook her head and thought:

This woman is already beyond saving. That Demon Lord has completely corrupted and debased her.

It could only be said that the demonic sights within the cafeteria were several times more terrifying than she had imagined.

That Demon Lord had actually chopped up an evil moving corpse and handed it out for a crowd of students from the righteous path to eat!

No exaggeration, this was an exceptionally fierce invasion of the righteous path by the demonic path.

As she thought this, Chen Nuoyi had already placed the White-haired Loli on a stool, seating her between Su Yuan and Chen Nuoyi.

Other than their different hair colors, they rather resembled a family of three.

Su Yuan picked up a piece of goose meat with his chopsticks and offered it to her, saying gently:

"This is fragrant, delicious goose meat. Go on, eat it."

Yet the goose meat that looked so enticing to others appeared, in the White-haired Loli's eyes, as a strange chunk of flesh radiating an evil aura.

Staring at the evil food refined by a Demon Lord, already brought to her lips, the White-haired Loli fell silent.

Just as Su Yuan began to worry that the Girl might be shy around strangers, he suddenly noticed that the corners of her mouth, which had been pressed into a straight line, abruptly curved upward in delight.

She suddenly opened her cherry-red little mouth, leaned forward, and bit toward the evil chunk of meat before her. A trace of excited blush had even appeared on her pretty face.

On the System Panel visible only to Su Yuan, his survival probability in the "Staying Alive" mission instantly soared to 99%!

What was this? So this taciturn loli was actually a foodie?

Su Yuan could not help sighing inwardly. This mission was far too easy.

But in the very instant before the little Girl closed her mouth and swallowed the goose meat completely, Su Yuan's heart suddenly skipped a beat. His hand holding the chopsticks flashed like lightning, directly snatching the goose meat back.

Crack—

Accompanied by the crisp sound of pearly teeth colliding, the White-haired Loli bit down on nothing.

Still shaken, Su Yuan patted his chest, shoved the goose meat from his chopsticks directly into his own mouth, and said indistinctly:

"I nearly forgot that you're only a little Girl who hasn't started cultivating yet. Eating Spirit Beast Meat with a Cultivation Base as high as Qi Cultivation Level 6 could overwhelm your body. You might even explode and die."

As he spoke, Su Yuan enthusiastically lifted the plate in front of the little loli.

"Little girl, eat this instead. Ordinary food can fill you up too."

White-haired Loli: "..."

She turned her head and stared fixedly at Su Yuan. In the whites of her golden Beautiful Eyes, spiderweb-like crimson blood vessels instantly spread throughout.

The survival probability displayed on the System Panel before Su Yuan also plummeted in an instant to... 0.01%!

Fuck! What was going on?!

Seeing the change in his survival probability, Su Yuan was dumbfounded. He hurriedly looked at the White-haired Loli before him and met her cannibalistic gaze head-on.

An immense sense of danger surged from Su Yuan's heart, making every inch of his body and soul feel as though it were being pierced by needles.

Fuck! Fuck!

Something was wrong with this White-haired Loli!

Although he could not sense the slightest bit of Cultivation Base from her, she truly seemed capable of killing him in One Move!

System bro! So not a single word in your mission description this time was false!

I still prefer the old you who spouted nonsense all day long. How about you change back?

"Su Yuan, what's wrong?"

Chen Nuoyi beside him noticed Su Yuan's body suddenly stiffen and asked.

As Chen Nuoyi spoke and broke the killing atmosphere, the pressure on Su Yuan abruptly lessened, and his survival probability rose back to ten percent.

Before Su Yuan could even catch his breath, the White-haired Loli's crisp voice rang out:

"Big Brother, I want to go to the bathroom."

Su Yuan: "..."

Was this terrifying righteous-path expert planning to kill me somewhere without surveillance cameras?

Su Yuan swallowed and gave a dry laugh.

"Men and women should keep their distance. How about you let Sister Chen..."

"Hmph?"

The White-haired Loli gave an unhappy snort.

"Right away."

Su Yuan obediently took the little loli by the hand and headed for the restroom outside the cafeteria.

Classes were about to begin, so there was no one in the restroom.

The White-haired Loli stopped before the deserted sinks, clasped her hands behind her back, turned around, and faced Su Yuan.

The next second, this White-haired Loli, pure and flawless in appearance and perfectly tailored to the hearts of all Chinese people, suddenly revealed an evil smile like that of a Bratty Girl.

"Big Brother, you wouldn't want anyone else to know that you're a Demon Lord, would you?"

Su Yuan: "..."

That's not right. I'm the Demon Lord here, so why are you saying my line?

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