Li Zhilin's face was like dark water, and he let out a cold snort.
"Fine, let's go again!"
The Director raised his hand again, "Ready, action!"
Li Zhilin: Twelve, twelve thousand three hundred and forty-five!
Lin Chudong: Six, your mom!
Li Zhilin: One hundred and twenty-three, one thousand two hundred and thirty-four, one thousand two hundred and thirty-four!
Lin Chudong: Four, your mom, four!
Li Zhilin: ...
The Director called cut again.
"Zhilin, in this scene, you're meeting an elder. Your attitude should be humble, not gritted teeth."
Li Zhilin angrily said, "Director, look at what he's saying! How am I supposed to act?"
Lin Chudong sneered, "You act your part, I'll act mine. If you don't know how to act, go home and be a pretty boy early on, don't waste my time here."
"If you were professional, you could handle it even if I was cursing on the street. If you're nothing, go home early!"
Lin Chudong threw back Li Zhilin's previous sarcastic words to Lin Qiqi, word for word.
At this moment, everyone present widened their eyes, holding their breath, no one daring to make a sound.
The Director didn't dare to speak either. Lin Chudong was Lin Qiqi's person, and this was clearly him standing up for her.
Moreover, he had reason and evidence. The number of words Li Zhilin had recited was correct, and these were words Li Zhilin had said before. How could he have the nerve to contradict himself?
Li Zhilin took a deep breath, "Fine, I'll show you what professionalism is!"
Li Zhilin adjusted his breathing, adjusted his state, and started again!
Li Zhilin: Twelve, twenty-three thousand four hundred and fifty-six!
Lin Chudong: Six, your mom!
Li Zhilin: One hundred and twenty-three, one thousand two hundred and thirty-four, one thousand two hundred and thirty-four!
Lin Chudong: Four, your mom, four!
Li Zhilin: Twelve, one thousand two hundred and thirty-four.
Lin Chudong: You're not as thick as you are tall, your waist is all your butt.
Li Zhilin: 12345678, 123.
Lin Chudong: You lacked calcium since you were young, and love when you grew up. Your maternal grandmother didn't love you, and your maternal uncle didn't care for you. Your left cheek deserves a slap, and your right cheek deserves a kick. Even donkeys would kick you, and pigs would trample you.
At this moment, some people on the scene couldn't hold back their laughter. Brother Da Fei was too funny. Who recites lines like that?
You say you can't remember such long lines, but you have a whole set of insults, and the word count is precise. Your facial expressions are also on point. If I covered my ears, I wouldn't be pulled out of the scene.
But as soon as I hear you speak, I can't help myself.
What's more, Lin Chudong has a lot of lines. Li Zhilin, besides reciting a few numbers, mostly listened with an expression of sudden enlightenment.
Lin Chudong: It's nothing, you hold your Pantech, stand in the wind and rain, switch from your left hand to your right, and your right hand can't get through.
Lin Chudong: You look very creative. To Live is your Courage. Being ugly is not your intention; it's because God threw a tantrum and said if someone like you were to live, who would highlight the beauty of the world?
Lin Chudong: You're uglier than a ghost without makeup. With makeup, even ghosts would be paralyzed. If you peed at a grave in the middle of the night, you could scare a ghost to tears.
Lin Chudong: You have messy hair, two short legs, triangular eyes, a square mouth, mismatched features, a lost soul, no understanding, look like a ghost, are nine-tenths lustful, and completely impotent!
You have elven ears and swollen eyelids, a triangular nose with a wine-red tip, crippled arms that act as legs, and a mouth that eats shit. You have a large crotch and carry a basket. From a distance, you look like Silly Old Zhang. If you were thrown into a tiger cage, even the tigers wouldn't dare eat you; they'd find your teeth too rough...
Li Zhilin: ...
In four to five minutes, Lin Chudong didn't use a single curse word, nor did he repeat any line.
Every line had a precise word count, and his facial expressions were calm.
But he had thoroughly insulted Li Zhilin!
Not far away, Lin Qiqi was laughing so hard she couldn't straighten up. Others dared not laugh out loud, only stealing glances. Only this Young Lady was completely unrestrained. Brother Da Fei was too interesting; how could he be so good at scolding people?
Brother Da is good at writing Lyrics, is he also good at scolding people?
Even the Director was pinching his thigh, thinking of all the sad things in his life, desperately trying not to laugh!
This was the hardest he had ever tried to suppress laughter!
Meanwhile, Li Zhilin's expression had become extremely unpleasant.
To avoid multiple NGs, he could only lower his head, letting his hair cover his face, and grit his teeth fiercely.
Then he raised his head, his expression returning to one of respect.
Someone nearby was already secretly recording with their phone, cursing Li Zhilin. This was something no one in the entertainment industry dared to do.
People nearby began to whisper.
"Da Fei is actually so impulsive, daring to scold Li Zhilin. Are singers so careless about their image now?"
"Didn't you see the trending searches? Da Fei and Lin Qiqi are a couple. If Li Zhilin dares to scold Lin Qiqi, Da Fei naturally has to vent his anger!"
"Then, speaking of which, Da Fei is quite handsome."
"Of course he's handsome. Look at him when he's scolding someone, exuding a confident charm. No wonder Lin Qiqi likes him."
"Look at you, you starstruck fool. Do you like him too?"
"I do! If Da Fei were to take a liking to me, I wouldn't have to be an extra anymore."
"Stop daydreaming."
"..."
The Director stood up. "Cut!"
Finally, it was over!
Everyone on set breathed a sigh of relief.
Da Fei had truly broadened their horizons. Scolding someone could be done like that?
Moreover, they felt that this wasn't Da Fei's limit. If he were given enough time and lines, scolding for half an hour seemed like no problem.
Li Zhilin said coldly, "Da Fei, is it? You've got guts. I'll remember you."
"Director, isn't this a talent? Forget the ending theme song, I'll give it to someone else."
Instantly, the Director's expression changed drastically, and he quickly stepped forward.
"Zhilin, we had an agreement. The song Most Liked from your company was supposed to be my ending theme song. We can't just go back on our word!"
Li Zhilin sneered, "I don't care. If it's not in the contract, I won't fulfill it. I'm in a very bad mood right now."
"Unless you make him apologize to me!"
The Director quickly looked at Lin Chudong. He didn't care about the scolding incident earlier, as he didn't want to offend anyone.
But this ending theme song was crucial. He had been planning it for a long time, and Li Zhilin's company team had helped produce it. If it was withdrawn now, where would he find a suitable song?
Filming was about to wrap up, and once it passed review, it would be released immediately. Releasing early was always better these days, to avoid situations where an actor's scandal could lead to the show being banned.
This ending theme song absolutely could not have any problems.
"Da Fei, look..."
Lin Qiqi suddenly stepped forward, blocking Lin Chudong.
"No apology!"
As soon as Lin Qiqi spoke, the Director didn't dare to make things difficult for her, which made him extremely anxious.
"Qiqi..."
Lin Chudong said, "The ending song? What kind do you want? Give me five minutes, and I'll write one for you."
The Director was stunned for a moment, then said with a wry smile.
"Da Fei, stop joking. How could you possibly write a song better than what Zhilin's team produced in just five minutes?"
Lin Chudong said indifferently, "Don't forget what I do. Don't you even have five minutes?"
The Director frowned slightly, glanced at Li Zhilin, then at Lin Qiqi, clearly conflicted.
Suddenly, Li Zhilin said sarcastically, "Hurry up, let him write it. Isn't he a musical genius? I really want to see what awesome song he can come up with in five minutes!"
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