Chat Group: You're too weak. The thoughts in your heart are completely undefended before me.
Loli Connoisseur: .
Loli Connoisseur: True Man Zhang, is the woman you mentioned Guo Xiang? The disciple with no news is Zhang Cui Shan, and the crippled disciple is Yu Daiyan, right?
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Exactly. But how did you know? Logically speaking, we belong to different worlds. You shouldn't know about this old Daoist's affairs.
Loli Connoisseur: That was all from my past life. Sigh, never mind, never mind. Anyway, I know a little about the affairs of your world.
Loli Connoisseur: Your disciple Zhang Cui Shan should return before your hundredth birthday, barring any surprises. He'll even bring you a disciple's wife and a disciple's grandson. As for Yu Daiyan, there's a medicine called Black Jade Renewal Ointment in the martial world. It's a miraculous remedy for external injuries and can heal his disability and broken bones. If that doesn't work, the Mall should have something like it. As for Guo Xiang, I can't help you with that. She's already dead, after all.
Chen Huang had read some chat group novels about pretending to be an expert in his past life, but things were different now. There was a group leader above him. How could he dare to play mysterious games? He was terrified of displeasing the big shot.
Loli Connoisseur: However, on your hundredth birthday, some hypocritical righteous sects will go up Wudang Mountain to force Zhang Cui Shan to reveal the whereabouts of his sworn elder brother, the Golden-Haired Lion King. In the end, he'll refuse to reveal it and slit his own throat. Your disciple's grandson, Zhang Wuji, will also be struck by the Mysterious Nether Palm of the Xuanming Elders on the way back and suffer torment from childhood.
After reading Chen Huang's message, Zhang Sanfeng was filled with rage. Had he stayed atop this mountain for too long, causing the world to forget the fearsome reputation Zhang Sanfeng had slaughtered his way to?
His aura was terrifying beyond measure, and his white hair and beard stirred despite the absence of wind. His tiger-like eyes widened, brimming with killing intent.
Outside the door, the two young Daoist boys waiting there had no idea what had happened to provoke their grandmaster's fury.
"Did you see anyone go in just now?" one young Daoist boy asked the other.
"No."
The whispers of the Daoist boys outside naturally could not escape Zhang Sanfeng's ears. He realized that he had lost his composure and slowly calmed his Dao heart.
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: I will remember the immortal's guidance in my heart. If those righteous sects dare to come, I'll let them see what this old Daoist is capable of.
If he could, Chen Huang even wanted to send out Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, which he had read in his past life. Unfortunately, he only remembered the rough plot. How could he remember the actual contents of the book? He could not even recall a single opening passage. Novels were novels, and reality was reality. Novels had led him astray.
Loli Connoisseur: I already said I'm not an immortal. My name is Chen Huang, and I'm only six years old in this life. Just call me Xiao Huang, or little friend if you prefer. Besides, helping you is actually helping myself.
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Oh? How so?
Loli Connoisseur: In my world, everyone has a Martial Soul that can awaken at the age of six. Divine weapons, plants, and Mythical Pokémon can all become Martial Souls. The strong can move mountains and fill seas with a wave of their hands, and the mightiest can cultivate into gods. However, everyone's Innate Soul Power differs in strength. It's like a person's innate talent and foundation. Soul Power is a force similar to Internal Force.
My Martial Soul is merely a Weed that can be found everywhere by the roadside, and my Soul Power is only level one. It's an extremely poor talent, only slightly better than those unable to cultivate.
I have no particular regrets. If I had to name one, it would simply be that I cannot become strong. I urgently need cultivation methods from True Man Zhang's world. It would be even better if there were things like the Yi Jin Jing, Xi Sui Jing, Nine Yin Manual, or Yi Jing Duan Gu Pian.
If possible, I'm willing to exchange some things from my world with True Man Zhang for some Cultivation Manuals. I just can't offer anything right now. It would be best if I could repay you later.
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: This old Daoist understands. If I can help you, little friend, why would I begrudge a cultivation method? The Pure Yang Limitless Skill I cultivate was created by this old Daoist based on the Wudang Nine Yang Skill and Pure Yang Skill. It cultivates both internally and externally, combining movement and stillness. Internally, it tempers the five viscera and six bowels; externally, it tempers the muscles, bones, and skin. I shall give it to you.
"Ding~ Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin has sent you the Pure Yang Limitless Skill. Accept?"
Chen Huang muttered, "I really do owe him a favor for this." Still, True Man Zhang was far too practiced at this. As expected, the Chat Group must have instilled some common knowledge in him.
"Accept."
Loli Connoisseur: Thank you, True Man Zhang. Great kindness needs no words of thanks. But I was sleeping soundly before getting woken up, and I still have to get up early tomorrow. I need to hurry and get some more sleep.
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: Why are you sleeping in broad daylight?
Loli Connoisseur: ?
Chat Group: Time differs between worlds, and the flow of time is also inconsistent. Therefore, it is normal for one side to be in daytime while the other is at night.
Loli Connoisseur: Fine, but I can't wait until midnight every time we chat in the future, can I?
Chat Group: Time in your world flows a little more than twice as fast as in Zhang Sanfeng's world, but it is not an integer multiple. Therefore, there will be times when your clocks align, and after a while, they will become opposite again.
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin: So that's how it is. It truly is inconceivable. But this old Daoist's name is truly hard for this old Daoist to speak of. Can it be changed?
Chat Group:
Loli Connoisseur: Our nicknames were probably assigned by the Chat Group. If you want to change them, it'll probably make people buy a Name Change Card.
"Loli Connoisseur has been muted for one hour (half a shichen)."
Ninety-Nine Year Old Virgin:
Chen Huang looked at the words on the light screen. "You have been prohibited from speaking for one hour."
"Forget it. If I'm muted, I'm muted. Damn permission dog. I'm going to sleep."
The next day, at five in the morning.
Chen Huang was already awake by then. His parents went back to the fields to do farm work at this time, as did most people in the village. So breakfast would be a little later.
Remembering the Pure Yang Limitless Skill Zhang Sanfeng had sent him last night, he went to the hillside behind the mountain. At this time every day, it directly faced the rising sun, making it most suitable for cultivation—especially for a method like the Pure Yang Limitless Skill.
Thanks to the Chat Group, Chen Huang did not need to understand meridians or acupoints. He directly knew how to circulate the technique and cultivate.
Chen Huang sat cross-legged and began circulating the Pure Yang Limitless Skill. The pitiful amount of level-one Soul Power in his body traveled through his meridians and acupoints, slowly transforming into the Internal Force of the Pure Yang Limitless Skill. The sensation of that Soul Power—or Internal Force—gradually growing made Chen Huang reluctant to stop.
Half an hour later, Chen Huang's tiny amount of Soul Power had completely transformed into Pure Yang Limitless Skill Internal Force. Perhaps because it was his first time, it had even increased considerably, by roughly half a level. It was now about one and a half times what it had been before.
Chen Huang exhaled a breath of turbid air and sighed. "What a pity. If only I had joined the group earlier. If I could cultivate my Soul Power to level ten, maybe my Martial Soul wouldn't be a Weed."
The higher the quality of a Martial Soul, the higher one's Innate Soul Power would be. Yet if one's Innate Soul Power was high, the quality of one's Martial Soul would not be poor either. There had to be some connection between them, but it was truly impossible to understand.
A Weed Martial Soul itself would not possess Soul Power, yet Chen Huang's had level-one Soul Power. It was actually a mutated Martial Soul. A mutated Weed could be considered the king of weeds.
He then thought, Next time I get the chance, I must ask True Man Zhang for a cultivation method suitable for women and give it to Xiao Shan. I'm not Tang San, hoarding everything I have and refusing to teach anyone.
But it definitely would not work in the near future. Constantly asking others for things would only provoke their dislike.
Perhaps he should also strengthen his physical training. Generally speaking, someone with Innate Full Soul Power could absorb a Spirit Ring at the age of six. Master said that the first Spirit Ring was roughly four hundred years old. However, the age limit for absorbing a Spirit Ring was also related to one's physical condition.
Chen Huang expected that he would reach level ten much later than Xiao Shan, perhaps even two years older. By then, his physical condition would naturally be better than that of a six-year-old child. Would the limit still be just over four hundred years? Not necessarily. If he consciously trained and strengthened his body as well, perhaps he could make up for the gap by absorbing a Spirit Ring with a higher age.
"Ding~ You have embarked on the path of cultivation. Reward: 200 Points."
Another notification sounded in Chen Huang's mind.
"How can this earn 200 Points?"
Chat Group: Because to you, this is a small step. Why shouldn't there be a Points reward?
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