This Is Not How Immortality Is Cultivated
Chapter 481

Tricked Again, and Again, and Again by the Plantain Fan

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"Princess, you want to kill the Bull Devil King?"

Sword Venerable Su Ran's eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands in delight. "Exactly, exactly! That freeloader is out there plucking flowers and flirting with grass. You, his long-suffering wife, should have dealt with him long ago!"

She was so delighted that she had clearly inserted herself into some imagined relationship again.

Bai Wuyan gave a soft snort and said nothing. Having received instructions from his wealthy patroness, Xiang Yuan immediately reached out to stop Sword Venerable Su Ran. "Third Brother, the Princess is peerlessly beautiful. There is no long-suffering wife here, so don't spout nonsense."

At the very least, he should call her Madam Niu!

"Whether she's peerlessly beautiful or not, we'll have to test it to know. The Bull Devil King could return at any moment. The three of us don't have much time left."

Sword Venerable Su Ran looked at Xiang Yuan and Bai Wuyan, then finally turned to Xiang Yuan, whose head bore ox horns. "Second Brother, you've called her Sister-in-Law for years. You go first. Your little brother will hold down her hands for you."

Then I really ought to thank you!

Xiang Yuan rolled his eyes. Xiang Yuan should have had Ox-Head Sword Venerable play Special Gentleman from the start. She would not even need to act; with a little restraint, she could bring him vividly to life.

That said, Xiang Yuan silently gave Ox-Head Sword Venerable a thumbs-up. One played the good face, the other the yellow-haired thug. Only by handing out one stick and then another could they force out the Plantain Fan's incantation.

And so, under Xiang Yuan's expressionless gaze, Sword Venerable Su Ran rubbed her claws together like a fly and approached Iron Fan Princess with a lewd heh-heh-heh.

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