[What Nine-Headed Insect? Just another little nobody. You should be grateful that Erlang God can beat you.]
[You lot think you're worthy of reciting poetry? Oh, this little apricot does have some looks—ptui, you do have some discernment, knowing that this humble monk excels in both poetry and painting.]
[Future Buddha is thoughtful. This tree-branch khakkhara staff is something this humble monk has coveted for a long time. Rest easy, Yellow Brow. Having accepted Future Buddha's favor, this humble monk won't make things difficult for him. Strictly speaking, we're all family—he still has to call this humble monk Eldest Uncle.]
[What a huge red-scaled python! Monkey-head, hurry and bring out this humble monk's barbecue grill.]
[I told you, the Pure Love War God hates NTR most of all. You Golden-Haired Hou have truly enraged this humble monk. No matter what, today I'm going to geld you. What, you're female? Monkey-head, you all stand guard outside. This humble monk will personally verify her true... Huh, Sister Guanyin, why are you here?]
[Pig-head, you drink Filth-Cleansing Spring's bathwater dry. Monkey-head, you smash up Web-Weaving Cave. This humble monk will go fetch that giant centipede to soak in liquor.]
[Tathagata, since you have seen the Holy Monk, why do you not bow? If you don't make yourself clear today, don't dream of this humble monk sparing your uncle.]
[Today, this humble monk is having roast whole lamb. Well, Antarctic Immortal Elder, where is your mount here? You actually dare point at a sheep and call it a deer before this humble monk. What, this sheep? I picked it up.]
[What Black Pine Forest? What Bottomless Cave? Is this a place this humble monk ought to be? Monkey-head, go beat that mouse to death. So what if she has someone backing her? Can they