"Dear comrades, hello everyone. It is now January 3, 2007, Beijing time. This is the first car review video from our Car-Savvy Network. I'm Huazi, and welcome to our program. We strive to remain objective and aim to provide some help to comrades interested in buying a car.
So, for the first car we're reviewing, we had to start on a high note..."
At the auto dealership, Wang Yan sat before a computer, watching Huazi review a LaFerrari on the monitor. He browsed the comments beneath the video and nodded in satisfaction.
"How does it feel, Huazi?"
"I barely recognize myself when I watch it."
"What's so strange about that? Brother Yan said I didn't look like a good guy. Otherwise, I'd have been happy to do this job." Pighead laughed heartily.
"Just tell me, was Brother Yan right or not?" Huazi rubbed Pighead's shiny bald head.
"Sometimes, I really feel like it's unfair." Pighead shook his head and sighed. "I mean, I'm nothing compared to Brother Yan. I'm not even worthy of carrying his shoes. But I was born with this mean-looking face. I'm actually a good guy."
Huazi grinned and stirred the pot. "So you mean Brother Yan's the real hooligan?"
"Get lost, get lost. You're the only one who knows how to stir up trouble."
Pighead irritably punched Huazi.
Huazi laughed. "Brother Yan, you know, over the past couple of days, quite a few of my friends and classmates have called me. They said they saw the video online. Some asked how I was doing now, while others wanted to buy cars. I think we've made it."
After more than a month of development, Car-Savvy Network's registered users had surpassed one hundred thousand, with over thirty thousand daily active users. Those were genuine numbers, with no padding.