Gossip, taiji, Penglai—Pighead could only give a lecherous heh-heh-heh laugh, because nobody could guess how Pighead was written. Would that make you so anxious your balls ached?
Have you been especially looking forward to the updates these past few days?
But the excitement still had to be updated day by day!
I promised four updates, and so far I haven't dropped the ball.
Although there were only two chapters today, the 12,500-plus words were the real deal!
Character, updates, plot—I've got it all, so please cast more monthly votes for Pighead!
Let this forty- or fifty-something Uncle Pighead pin down the Goddess of Youth, unleash his little universe, and let his fingers clatter across the keyboard!
Four updates—I'll keep going.
Excitement—I'll keep going.
Monthly votes—you keep going.
Please give me monthly votes—my little universe is burning!
Come on, monthly votes.
Thank you, everyone. Check your pockets—thank you!!!