These past few chapters had Pighead sweating buckets, blood boiling, dancing with hands and feet!
May I ask, dear readers—did you enjoy it? Was it like eating a free Häagen-Dazs ice cream in the dog days of summer?
Anyway, Pighead had a blast writing it, so now he's going to do something earth-shaking and ghost-weeping!!
A robbery!!
Dear readers! The professional robbery starts now. No phone SIM cards, calling cards, bank cards, credit cards, or IPICIQ cards—keep all your big bills, small bills, loose change, and coins tucked safely in your own pockets. Don't hold them out in your hands. What I have here is a culturally sophisticated, professional, targeted robbery!
Monthly votes! Monthly votes! Pighead is only robbing monthly votes!!
Hand over all your monthly votes!
The ones hidden at the bottom of your chest, the ones saved as your nest egg, the ones stuffed into your waistband or sewn into your underwear—hand them all over!
Pighead says with boundless swagger: Robbery! There's no reasoning with me! If you don't give them gladly, I'll be unhappy!
Monthly votes are original sin, monthly votes are transgressions—please let Pighead bear these transgressions for everyone!
PS: Let Pighead explain this to all the brothers. Originally, Pighead would write a chapter of a little over three thousand words and call it a new chapter. Writing that way still didn't feel right, and then some brothers said Pighead's chapters were too big, making it hard to complete their subscription tasks. Also, Pighead himself said there would be a guaranteed four updates. Though four updates basically equals twelve thousand words, for brothers who split hairs over wording, Pighead still didn't have four updates, so this has to be corrected.
Therefore, Pighead's plan for future chapters is to write them as big chapters, then split them