I found an excuse to add more chapters. Mm, eight chapters.
The reason for the extra chapters is that Pighead said there would be a guaranteed four updates a day this month. Earlier, there were days with twelve thousand words, but not four updates, so I'm making up for it.
Pighead realized he really was such a decent fellow. I'd clearly already updated twelve thousand words, yet I still had to find a lousy excuse to add more. Moved yet?
Actually, Pighead knows you all want to read more—see Rabbit, see Donkey, and perhaps you're even looking forward to Toad.
So the extra updates are exploding today!
Eight updates. Please vote with monthly tickets. I want three hundred monthly tickets—I wonder if I'm dreaming...
It's still Monday today. Please vote with recommendation tickets. Recommendations have reached two million; I hope to break 2.5 million before the novel ends. Or perhaps Pighead should hope for three million? Anyway, please cast your recommendation votes.
Monthly tickets, my dear monthly tickets—if you give Pighead enough, I'll release Toad early. Will that great master-and-disciple pair, Rabbit and Donkey, have company? Give me monthly tickets so I can write like a man possessed, burning with passion.
Everyone, please give Pighead two monthly tickets each. Of course, one isn't too few either.
Oh yeah, do you like Donkey?
Oh yeah, do you like Rabbit?
That goddamn teacher-and-student duo—give them some monthly tickets as encouragement.
Please, monthly tickets!!!!!!!!