After updating four times a day for so long, I've thought it over carefully—I haven't asked for votes once. This trend cannot be allowed to continue!
If I don't ask for votes, how can I protect Pighead's tender chrysanthemum?
If I don't ask for votes, how can I wildly stab Jin's chrysanthemum above?
On this fine weekend, with such lovely scenery, I have come especially to rob you of your monthly votes!
This book was opened by me, so hurry over, honored guest;
Are the plot twists satisfying? Honored guest, you be the judge;
Want the updates to stay hard and strong? Honored guest, you decide;
For Guangming and Pighead, honored guest, cast your monthly votes.
Hand over all your monthly votes—those sewn into your underwear, those stuffed beneath your shoe inserts.
Because Pighead hasn't robbed anyone in ages, so cooperate a little.
Asking for monthly votes—dears, obediently give Pighead your monthly votes, okay? Snatching votes in the latter half of the month, the desire for votes is overflowing, okay?
Oh yeah.