Robbery and murder?
A mighty God of Lust, robbed and murdered? Fine, Lin Qi admitted the scene would be rather comical, but to the gods of the Pleasure Divine Pantheon, it would probably be a horror story.
"Does the God of Lust possess any natal divine artifacts?" Lin Qi suddenly asked curiously.
"Yes, and quite a few at that!" Dragon Cliff's ancient, weathered voice boomed. "He may be the god with the largest number of divine artifacts, but also the one whose artifacts are the weakest! His artifacts are all flashy but useless, and every last one of their functions is meant for women! So his artifacts are very filthy, but since there are so many of them, we needn't stand on ceremony!"
Lin Qi smiled and nodded. Then there was no need to be polite.
Osmanthus Tree and the others would divide Universal Love Pleasure's divine artifacts, while Lin Qi would have his divine soul all to himself. Everyone would benefit.
A ball of pink divine radiance enveloped Universal Love Pleasure's carriage, and the mounts of those pleasure knights were likewise wrapped in pink divine light. It made them move more than ten times faster than ordinary galloping steeds. Universal Love Pleasure was clearly desperate to meet that legendary moon elf beauty, willing to expend divine power to hasten his journey.
In less than fifteen minutes, the convoy howled into a dense mountain forest. Universal Love Pleasure, his brains boiling from the flames of desire, did not even send anyone to scout whether dangers lurked within the woods. The group simply charged straight down a narrow forest path.
Deep in the forest, at the end of that path, Universal Love Pleasure saw the entrance to a tiny cave.
For no apparent reason, Universal Love Pleasure ordered the carriage to