Blackbeard waved a fist fiercely at Lin Qi and shouted, "Wait for me to get there! Mayor of the Imperial Capital and Governor-General of the province directly under the Imperial Capital? I like those titles! Hahaha! Spank your ass in the name of the law! I've been looking forward to doing that for years!"
The communication magic array abruptly shut down, and Lin Qi let out a heavy breath.
He looked at the rabbit squatting on his shoulder and muttered in a low voice, "It seems I made a mistake!"
The two rabbits threw Lin Qi flirtatious looks, their brows dancing with delight. "No, you are so wise and brilliant—how could you possibly make a mistake? We like this Uncle Blackbeard. We have a feeling that once he arrives, this empire will become far more interesting!"
The two rabbits clapped their paws together excitedly several times and asked impatiently, "Did your family start out as bandits? How thrilling, how exciting! We've always wanted to become pirates, or mountain bandits. Never mind all that—anyway, we like this profession!"
"No wonder you feel so different from the previous lords! You suit our tastes perfectly! We're so excited—we actually encountered such a wonderful lord as you! Oh, think about it, that dark-faced lord before you, he seemed to have come from..."
The Osmanthus Tree lightly swished one of its branches, and two streams of azure light shot down Lin Qi's shoulders and into the two rabbits' bodies.
Massive arcs of lightning erupted from the rabbits' bodies. The powerful current blasted black smoke from all seven of their orifices, and even their three-lobed mouths were scorched black. Their bodies stiffened as they fell from Lin Qi's shoulders. Only after a long while did they shakily get back to their feet, cursing as they tugged