I'm back alive! Pighead had finally made it back alive from the clutches of some terrifying Alcohol Demon King!
I'm back to update!
Cry, wail at the heavens and howl at the earth, weep bitter tears!
Heavens! Pighead was demanded to give a forced kiss by some drunk bastard! It would've been one thing if that bastard had been a beauty! He was a man! These guys all said Pighead caused trouble after getting drunk, but compared to them, I'm so pure I'm practically a Donkey! Even purer than Rabbit Brother!
Cry! Please give me recommendation votes for comfort, monthly votes for comfort! Pighead had barely managed to struggle free from that bloody maw!
Heavens! If I ever drink with these guys again, I'll definitely plaster advertisements all over the streets and hire twenty temporary girls to come along—otherwise, I won't be able to withstand them!