Eight updates today—eight updates with everything I've got, all for monthly votes!
Is this Black July? I can't even beg for a monthly vote. Even a small burst of updates gets no monthly votes.
Sorrow flows upstream into a river, about to drown Pighead!
Without monthly votes, where am I supposed to find the passion to write!!!
Why does Pighead post four updates every day and get no monthly votes? After reading the updates, shouldn't you naturally hear Pighead saying, "Please vote monthly," in your heads? You know what I mean.
You have to get that instantly!
Please vote monthly!
If today's single-day monthly votes pass 200, there'll be a small burst on the tenth. If they pass 300, it'll be moved up to the ninth!
If they pass 500, the small burst will be moved up to tomorrow! Pighead still hasn't fully recovered from heatstroke. Actually, Pighead really wants to do eight updates a day for several days straight, but the strength just isn't there! This is the promised plan for the next eight-update day. I'm going all out—eight updates first, and I've already announced the next eight-update day too. Plenty of sincerity here!
So I have to stake Pighead's life just to get monthly votes? Then I'll stake it. Going all out today—eight updates!
The current monthly votes are making Pighead far too sad.
Have you gotten so used to four updates?
Please vote monthly—don't let sorrow flow upstream into a river. Any sadder, and Pighead will be pickled into salted pork.
Please vote monthly!!!!!!