Mm, the most honest, tender, gentle, adorable, sleek and shiny brother among Pighead's crew got married. He had finally cultivated his way to the right fruit, finally had a soft little girl by his side.
So Pighead went to celebrate this legendary brother who could be knocked flat by a single cup of wine in the wind, and ate and drank to his heart's content at his wedding banquet!
Mm, there's no need to go into the details of the wedding banquet. Anyway, our whole gang of brothers stood nearby trying not to laugh, holding back our laughter, then snickering under our breaths. This brother of ours really was something—no matter what he did, whether he was waiting beneath the wedding gazebo for the bride, staring solemnly at the bride, or widening his eyes as he kissed her, we just wanted to laugh!
Awoo awoo, after leaving the wedding banquet, Pighead dragged off a brother he probably hadn't seen in five or six years to drink.
Mm, the night was hazy, the lights dim, and the air was thick with the scent of hormones. In a bar full of beauties, handsome guys, and ugly guys, where people were wrapped around each other rubbing their lip flesh together, Pighead, with measurements of 100, sat innocently face-to-face with a brother whose measurements were 120!
Fine, everyone can imagine that scene. Several beauties at the next table kept sneaking strange glances our way... They thought I hadn't noticed, but Pighead saw every last one. Damn it, wasn't it just that Pighead's chest was a little bigger than yours? Was there really any need for you to keep looking and looking and looking?!
Mm, no matter what, blessings to our brother on his happy marriage—hurry up and have a whole pile of little darlings!