Diligent Pighead Loudly Calls for Double Monthly Votes!

Perhaps this work has not been everything you hoped for, but Pighead truly put his heart into writing for another whole year!

For the sake of all that hard work, brothers and sisters, please be merciful and grant Pighead this favor!

Would I tell you that I'm staring wide-eyed and bloodshot, hands clenched tight, at those final 2013 monthly votes in everyone's hands?

Please throw them at Pighead, all right?

Look, look—Pighead's eyes have been bulging for so long that they're already crisscrossed with blood vessels!

Wave those hands, everyone! In these final days of 2013, give Pighead lots and lots of monthly votes!