First of all, thank you all for the Nth time. Brothers and sisters, you're truly mighty. Taking second place in monthly votes—and breaking eight thousand monthly votes for the first time outside of a double-vote period—Pighead is especially, especially satisfied. As for not reaching the goal of first place, Pighead isn't disappointed. We can fight for it again, so please don't be disappointed either. In Pighead's heart, all of you brothers and sisters are the mightiest, because we're together!
Pighead is very happy to have all of you, and Pighead will work hard to make you feel just as happy to have Pighead!
Next comes the complaining. To those evil brothers who just love reading Pighead's standalone posts—Pighead neither whines nor acts cute, so what's there to see in a standalone post? Just read the updates and give your votes, okay? Being so eager for Pighead's standalone posts makes this honest, dependable young gentleman, this simple and pure great good man, terribly shy! Bad people—anyone who likes standalone posts is a bad person... There will be far, far fewer standalone posts in December. Pighead apologizes to those brothers who felt there were too many standalone posts because Pighead kept asking for votes before, and hopes you can understand. Pighead will post fewer standalone posts in December.
The nonsense is about updates. In December, there'll be the usual three updates a day. Averaging August, September, October, and November, Pighead has practically done four updates a day for four months straight, so Pighead needs to catch a breath. Thus, three updates a day as usual in December—does anyone object? Even if you do, please spare a thought for Pighead... So don't object, everyone. Four updates now and then can still be managed.
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