I hadn't asked for votes because I was afraid everyone would get annoyed, and I was a little angry at Pighead for not fighting harder. So today, Pighead was going to beg like mad.
First, recommendation votes. This month's goal was first place in monthly recommendations. Brothers, your confidence had to be overflowing—we'd had a three-month streak as monthly recommendation champions before. But we still weren't in first place now! When you read each day, toss Pighead a recommendation vote while you're at it. Let's fight our way to the top! Remember to tick the "all recommendation votes" option. Darlings, Pighead wanted every last one of your recommendation votes.
Then there were monthly votes. Comrades had been shouting, "Hold fourth, fight for third," but we didn't even have fourth yet, so for now we could only hope for fourth and look toward third. Pighead was going to play a little game today: one extra chapter for every hundred monthly votes, with no cap. Three guaranteed updates. Since comrades complained that Pighead never asked for monthly votes, Pighead would ask properly today. Let's see your firepower, brothers.
Asking for recommendation votes and monthly votes—going a little crazy, bringing some excitement to an ordinary life. Brothers, come give it a little thrill.
We still hadn't reached our goals for recommendation votes or monthly votes. We couldn't slack off.
Did you dare make Pighead post more? Pighead was planning to post more!
Life was better with a little excitement now and then.
Updates were better with an extra chapter now and then.
Votes were best with a little madness now and then.
Tender, delicate Pighead begged everyone to support him with votes!
Darlings, please support me!
Yo yo, check it out—after recommendation votes, cast your monthly votes!