The grass at King Kai's Planet is very green and the air is very fresh. Apart from the fact that the gravity is a bit oppressive, it is a good place to retire.
Goku is still struggling with gravity, swaying like a duck just learning to walk.
Krillin, however, has already started doing radio gymnastics, stretching exercises, and chest expansion exercises. His movements are as standard as those of a lead operator, and there is no trace of being in an environment with ten times the gravity.
"One two three west, two two three west..." Krillin observed the small planet while doing exercises.
Just a few trees, a circular road, and a red retro convertible.
"Krillin, that joke... I remember it."
Goku came over sweating profusely, with a look of death on his face, as if what he was holding was not a joke, but a bomb.
"But... it's really cold. Why doesn't that elephant bring any paper?"
"Don't ask why, it's art."
Krillin is cheating seriously.
"Remember, your expression must be serious and your tone must be sincere. This is the essence of a cold joke."
Just then, the door to the igloo opened.
A squat blue figure stepped out.
He wore a pair of sunglasses, two tentacles on his head, a black robe, and a broom in his hand.
King Kai.
He first glanced at the monkey Bubbles jumping on the grass, and then noticed the two uninvited guests.
"Hey, what a rare visitor."
King Kai pushed up his sunglasses, and there was something unserious in his voice.
"I can actually run Snake Way and come here. It seems that the old guy King Yemma didn't make a mistake this time."
"King Kai!"
Goku immediately stood upright, although his legs were still shaking.
"I am Goku and he is Krillin! We are here to learn martial arts from you in order to defeat Saiyan who will invade the earth one year later!"
"Saiyan?"
King Kai walked over with his hands behind his back and circled around the two of them.
"Well... it's indeed a big trouble. However, it's not that easy to be my apprentice."
He suddenly stopped and put his face in front of Goku, a strange light flashed on his sunglasses.
"Can you... tell jokes?"
"Huh?"
Goku was stunned, Krillin was really right!
"My place is usually so boring. There is no one to talk to except Bubbles."
King Kai sighed, with a lonely, empty and cold look on his face.
"If you want me to teach you, you must first make me laugh. If you don't even have this level of humor, how can you save the world?"
This logic... is impeccable.
"I'll go first!"
Krillin raised his hand and stepped forward confidently.
King Kai folded his arms with a picky look on his face.
"Bald boy, I see you look quite festive. I hope your jokes aren't too cold."
Krillin cleared his throat and put on an expression as if he was telling a ghost story.
"Once upon a time, there was a Little White Rabbit who got lost in the forest. He walked to a fork in the road and saw a little gray rabbit, so he hurriedly asked: 'Brother Gray Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get home?'"
King Kai raised his ears and moved his antennae.
"The little gray rabbit looked at Little White Rabbit and said with a bad smile: 'Want to know the way? That will make me happy.'"
Krillin winked and his tone became obscene.
King Kai The corners of his mouth twitched, as if he had a premonition of something.
"Little White Rabbit had no choice but to follow the instructions. Then the little gray rabbit pointed to the road on the left. Not long after walking, there was another three-way intersection, this time it was a little black rabbit."
Krillin paused and continued.
"The little black rabbit also made the same request: 'Want to know the way? You have to make your brother happy first.' In order to go home, Little White Rabbit could only agree with tears, and then walked to the left."
"What happened next?"
King Kai couldn't help but ask, having been taken into the ditch.
"Later Little White Rabbit finally returned home. Not long after, it gave birth to a litter of little rabbits."
Krillin looked at King Kai mysteriously.
"King Kai, guess what color this litter of little rabbits is?"
King Kai frowned and thought.
"Grey? Black? Or colorful?"
"You want to know?"
Krillin suddenly showed the same evil smile as the little gray rabbit and pointed at himself.
"Then you have to make me happy first!"
Quiet.
Deathly silence.
Three seconds later.
"Pfft--hahahahahaha!!!"
King Kai suddenly burst out into a burst of earth-shattering laughter.
He clutched his stomach, fell down and rolled on the grass, his sunglasses were crooked in laughter, and his legs kicked wildly.
"Ouch! I can't do it anymore! Be happy, be happy! Hahahaha! You bad boy! So bad!"
King Kai laughed so hard that tears came out. He hammered the ground while pointing at Krillin.
"This joke... has flavor! It's so flavorful! Passed! You passed the test!"
Krillin shrugged, stepped aside, and gave Goku a "it's up to you" look.
Goku took a deep breath. Although he still didn't quite understand the point of the joke just now, he knew it was his turn to play.
He walked up to King Kai who was still wiping tears with a serious face.
"King Kai, I also want to tell a story about a rabbit."
"Oh?"
King Kai got up from the ground and rubbed his painful stomach
"Come on, hope you don't disappoint me."
Goku widened his eyes and said in a tone of voice reporting military situation.
"One day, an elephant was pooping in the forest."
King Kai: "..."
The beginning is very exciting.
"After the elephant finished pulling, he found that he didn't bring any paper, and there happened to be a Little White Rabbit eating grass next to him."