"Heavens~~ Just which fellow daoist had such a terrifying verbal tic? Once you picked it up, you simply couldn't stop," Jiaoba Who Wants a Men's Soccer Team lamented.
Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "Fellow daoists, I've arrived at the scene. I'll now provide a live text report—I've spotted this counterfeit Mad Saber Three Waves with Venerable White, Su Clan's Sixteen, and Shi. Venerable White and Shi are standing beside one car, while Su Clan's Sixteen is standing alone beside another."
"Holy shit!" Mad Saber Three Waves typed furiously. "I get it now. It's you, isn't it, Su Clan's Seven! You must be getting back at me! Heavens~ Getting back at me is one thing, but after transforming into me, could you at least not smile so disgustingly? That sleazy smile doesn't belong on my face. A creepy smile like that only suits you! Stop defiling my face with your sleazy grin!"
Just then, Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman continued typing. "I've also spotted Fellow Daoist Su Clan's Seven coming out from the other side of the car and standing beside Sixteen. There's also an elderly man beside Fellow Daoist A-Qi, crying very sadly. He seems to be Fellow Daoist Crying Old Man, an expert among the loose cultivators."
"..." Mad Saber Three Waves: "Fellow Daoist Seven Lives Talisman, are you setting me up?"
Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman: "[Shrug emoji] I really wasn't setting you up. When I was giving my live text report just now, the car was blocking Fellow Daoist A-Qi from my view. I only saw A-Qi and Crying Old Man after moving a little closer. Everything I said was true."
Manor Lord Seven Lives Talisman was telling the truth. Having sworn countless oaths in his youth, he was very cautious about his words and actions, afraid