Song Shuhang, a Puddle, and Steel Hand
After cracking the cipher Song Blockhead had hidden in The Two Hundred Skills a Fairy Needs to Survive, Song Shuhang felt fantastic.
It was a problem no one had solved since the Ancient Era, yet he had found the answer. The moment he cracked it, a tremendous sense of satisfaction washed over him.
Once that rush faded, though, Song Shuhang's heart grew heavy. Now he had to face the combined wrath of Young Master Phoenix Slayer and Fairy Bie Xue.
I'm done for. I'm done for.
What do I do now?
Once Young Master Phoenix Slayer's CPU Borrowing Talent wore off, would he and Fairy Bie Xue chop Song Shuhang to pieces?
Don't panic. Stay calm. A Real Man stays cool even when a storm is bearing down on him. Think of a way through this crisis.
How could he calm the furious Young Master Phoenix Slayer and Fairy Bie Xue?
As for Young Master Phoenix Slayer... perhaps a few more dried fish?
No, that probably wouldn't work. He had already tried that trick once. It was bound to lose its effect the second time unless he could get his hands on dried fish of the Ninth-Grade Level.
But a Ninth-Grade being could destroy him with a drop of spit. Getting dried fish of the Ninth-Grade Level was a pipe dream.
Formula:
If dried fish wouldn't work, what else could soothe an angry cat demon?
A cat demon was still a cat, so... a ball of yarn? A cat toy?
Song Shuhang imagined himself tossing out a ball of yarn and a cat toy, Young Master Phoenix Slayer pouncing on the yarn, then leaping around after the toy.
Uh... why does that feel even more like courting death?
Maybe he could catch a