The Correct Way to Use the Decoding Scroll
Smash!
In fact, when he saw the words "Please skip to Step 9," Song Shuhang already had a bad feeling. At the same time, he mentally prepared himself for Song Blockhead's prank.
But when he actually saw Step 9, his veins still bulged with fury, and he almost smashed the scroll in rage.
All his mental preparation, his cultivator's Dao Heart, and his will as firm as iron had turned to ashes upon seeing those words. At that moment, he had only one thought: to capture Song Blockhead and tear him apart alive.
If he were fortunate enough to become a Longevity Immortal one day, he would definitely drag Song Blockhead out, then put him together with Senior Three Waves and let him experience the feeling of "being played by someone."
No, that wouldn't do.
If Song Blockhead and Senior Three Waves were put together, those two fellows might destroy the world.
So... he should bind him to Senior Creation's concert instead and make him live in Dharma King Creation's singing every day. Ideally, he would ask Dharma King Creation to tailor a BGM for Song Blockhead, then set that BGM as an alarm, so that Song Blockhead would wake up every morning to the awesomeness of his own BGM.
"Deep breaths, deep breaths." Song Shuhang said softly as he opened the scroll again.
The Great Sea Turtle looked at Song Shuhang with a compassionate gaze.
Song Shuhang continued reading.
[Step 4: Empty.]
[Step 5: Still empty.]
[Step 6: Empty again. Leave enough space to prevent accidents.]
[Step 7: If you came here from Step 9 and have already completed Steps 1, 2, and 3... then congratulations, you have reached the realm of "with books in your breast, your mind is as