Doudou finished speaking, then added, "If you refuse, our friendship is over!"
"Then let's end our frie... Er, fine. Being a best man shouldn't be a problem." Song Shuhang said.
Doudou's fur stood on end. "Shuhang, you were just about to say 'our friendship is over,' weren't you? Weren't you?"
"You heard wrong." Song Shuhang spoke with a solemn expression.
Doudou said, "I'm a puppy. As a dog demon, my ears are incredibly sharp."
"Shh~ Keep your voice down. My mom's next door." Song Shuhang lowered his voice.
Doudou also lowered his voice. "You still haven't told your mother about your cultivation?"
"I haven't had the chance yet." Song Shuhang whispered.
Ever since he had embarked on the path of cultivation, Song Shuhang had been busy every day.
Doudou rolled his eyes. "You're already a Fourth-Grade cultivator. If you don't tell her now, when are you going to?"
"Although I'm a Fourth-Grade cultivator, I've only been cultivating for four months. Thanks." Song Shuhang said.
Doudou: "..."
The air suddenly fell silent.
A moment later.
"Awooo~~ Woof woof!" Doudou pounced forward, opening his bloody maw.
"Let go! Let go of me! Fuck, watch your image! Let go, or I'm really going to turn on you!"
"Fuck, I said let go, not change where you're biting! Are you a dog or something? No, wait, you actually are a dog."
"Anyway, shut your mouth already! Stop biting! I'm telling you, I know all kinds of body-tempering techniques. I'm indestructible—you can't bite through me!"
After a long while...
Only when it heard footsteps outside the living room did Doudou finally stop biting, satisfied.
It picked up its teacup again, a genial smile appearing on its face.
"Indestructible Vajra Divine Art, my ass. My dog teeth are specially made to break through all kinds of