Chapter 1275: Su Clan Knot
Mad Saber Four Waves exclaimed, "Holy crap, Snow Wolf Cave Master, since when could you even make a wanted-person system? Also, I object! How is robbing someone of a fart a crime?"
"Robbery is an act-based offense. Once you commit the act, it constitutes a crime, even if all you stole was a fart... But since you object, I'll add another charge. Whatever you like, I'll put it on there. This one's free," Snow Wolf Cave Master said.
Mad Saber Four Waves: "..."
Snow Wolf Cave Master sent a smug smile emoji—in fact, his hobby was only making various certificates and IDs. He had never dabbled in wanted-person systems. But seeing Three Waves get shut down made him consider adding another service to his hobby.
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "[Facepalm emoji] You've gotten way off topic. Back to the point: Doudou's getting married tomorrow. What should we give him? Be serious!"
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Chu Chu."
Fairy Lychee: "But Chu Chu isn't exactly something you can give away. We can't just catch a Chu Chu and give her to Doudou. Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer's suggestion is rejected."
Jiaoba Who Wants a Men's Soccer Team: "Huh? Why can't we catch a Chu Chu for Doudou? I just received intel that a sect belonging to a sworn enemy of mine has a fish demon named 'Chu Chu.' I was just about to storm their doorstep and capture that 'Chu Chu.' I can trample my sworn enemy while I'm at it. I haven't fought him this year, and my hands are itching."
Little Doudou About to Get Married: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Fairy Lychee: "..."
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "..."
Mad Saber Four Waves: "..."
True Lord Ancient Lake Abbey: "Huh? Little Doudou can get online today?"
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