Your Hair Is Extremely Valuable
"I understand. Then let's make a fair trade," the Disaster Giant Turtle said.
It's not that I'm a coward, nor that I was seduced by beauty. I simply made the most correct and least strenuous decision.
"Good. Then make your move!" Senior White's Clone brandished the huge Tree of Merit and said in a low voice.
Disaster Giant Turtle: "..."
Excuse_me?
I wasn't provoking you just now. I was talking about a fair trade! Listen to what I'm saying!
No, listen to what I'm saying as a turtle!
"Senior White, the giant turtle was talking about a fair trade just now," Song Shuhang reminded him.
"Huh? Oh, I thought it was trying to provoke me the whole time. I subconsciously ignored what it had just said." Senior White put away the Tree of Merit.
Disaster Giant Turtle: "..."
So you didn't hear a word I said?
"All right, then a fair trade it is. We're not children anymore; fighting and killing only hurts everyone's feelings. So, Mr. Giant Turtle, what are you planning to exchange for Shuhang's hair and eyebrows?" Senior White asked.
Disaster Giant Turtle: "If we're exchanging goods, I have something quite suitable. Some green fur grows on my back. Although it isn't hair, it should be suitable for trading for your hair."
"We don't want green fur." Senior White waved his hand. "A fair trade requires some sincerity!"
Disaster Giant Turtle: "Then what do you want?"
"Could you show me your body's special structure? That would be more sincere," Senior White said.
Disaster Giant Turtle: "Even I would die if I cut open my body to show you its structure."
Song Shuhang: "..."
Is this Disaster Giant Turtle a little too easygoing?
*The previous one knew how to play dumb, but it