This Is Way Too Unlucky!
"The Confucian Sage's Eye, the Pregnancy Gaze... I'd only read about it in records concerning the Confucian School. I never imagined it would be this powerful." Sage Seven Cultivations looked utterly hopeless.
For a grown man to experience pregnancy was simply an affront to humanity.
What on earth had the Confucian Sage been thinking when he developed such a tragic spell?
His stomach hurt unbearably. Sage Seven Cultivations took out his phone and opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group, hoping the fellow cultivators there might offer him some comfort.
The moment he opened it, he found the group awash in wails. Apart from those in seclusion or special Secret Realms, every member had gotten pregnant.
"Seniors, even Little Guoguo from our temple got pregnant. It's simply cruel—Three Days." Senior Brother Three Days posted from Master Profound Principle's account.
"When I got pregnant, I couldn't hold the steering wheel steady and hit someone. I ran over a whole group... Luckily, I was driving inside my own sect, so they were our own people. I'm dealing with the accident scene now. At least nobody died." Fairy Eastern Six sent a [despair] emoji.
True Lord Rain Moon of the Great Luo Sect: "It hurts so much, but experiencing pregnancy is wonderful. [Drooling emoji] Especially the sight of all my senior and junior brothers in the Great Luo Sect getting pregnant together. Absolutely wonderful. I really want to invite Tyrant Confucian Profound Demon to lecture at our sect next time."
"Damn it, Senior White is still in seclusion. I really want to see what he looks like pregnant," said Little White Crane at Cape of Heaven's Edge.
Yellow Mountain, Heart So Tired, Wants to Retire: "The Confucian School is taking this opportunity to organize a lecture on the