Storekeeper: There Is Only One Truth
Storekeeper: "..."
My family sells Immortal Arks. Why would we need a customer-service representative who knows "Ancient Language"?
Are you deliberately making things difficult for me?
When faced with a customer who was giving the storekeeper such a hard time, I responded with a thumbs-up!
The buyer was Senior Yellow Mountain, a newly advanced Venerable.
Everyone in the cultivation world knew that Senior Yellow Mountain had an incredibly broad network of connections.
Most importantly, Senior Yellow Mountain was a longtime customer. He had already placed nearly three hundred orders from his own household. For such a major customer, it was only natural to forgive him for occasionally making excessive demands. Of course, I still had to give him a thumbs-up.
"Please wait a moment, Senior Yellow Mountain. I'll go ask around," the store manager replied.
Two minutes later.
A girl from customer service named Xiaoke took over for the store manager. "Hello, Senior Yellow Mountain. I'm Xiaoke from customer service. I know a little about Ancient Language. What do you need, Senior Yellow Mountain?"
"I want to know how to read these two lines from the Thousand Character Classic—[The phoenix sings in the bamboo; the white colt eats in the pasture. Transformation spreads over grass and trees; blessings reach the myriad regions]—in Ancient Language. Whenever I read them, my tongue just can't adjust properly. Is there some trick to it?" Song Shuhang typed with trembling fingers.
Xiaoke: "Senior Yellow Mountain is learning Ancient Language? Yes, these two lines are rather difficult to pronounce in Ancient Language, because your tongue needs to undergo more than ten changes. As for the exact changes, how should I put it... They're roughly like ↑↑↓↑←↖↗↙. How about this? I'll send you a short video. You can watch my demonstration