Why had Profound Sage Tyrannical Song given him this small piece of Heavenly Dipper? And why did the sage's voice sound like that of a gentle, pleasant woman to him?
Sage Lord Di looked baffled.
"Call me Daddy!" Suddenly, a pretty little face surfaced over Profound Sage Tyrannical Song's like a mask. It was his Merit Body, the Merit Snake Empress.
Song Shuhang: "..."
The Merit Snake Beauty was still busy weaving the Core World's "network," working without a moment's rest. It was a massive undertaking, and there was no telling when she would finish.
She had stolen a moment from her packed schedule just to pop out and fool around.
"Don't mess around, Fairy." Song Shuhang pressed a hand to his face and, ignoring the Merit Snake Beauty's protests, pushed her straight back into the Core World.
"I'll~ be~ back~" Reciting a strange line, the Merit Snake Beauty was shoved back in to continue weaving her network, with no end in sight.
At the same time, Song Shuhang contacted Pavilion Master Chu curiously. "Senior Chu, do you know Sage Lord Di?"
"This is the first time I've met him," Pavilion Master Chu replied.
Song Shuhang: "???"
Then why had Senior Chu given Sage Lord Di a piece of Heavenly Dipper? Did she simply like the look of him? He was quite handsome, but he hardly seemed her type.
Wait. Before giving him the Heavenly Dipper, Pavilion Master Chu had checked Sage Lord Di's Daoist name.
Was it because of his Daoist name?
Was there something special about it?
"Wood?!" Song Shuhang's eyes lit up. He felt he had found the answer. "Senior Chu, is it because Sage Lord Di's Daoist name contains the character for 'wood'? Did it remind you of Song Blockhead?"
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