My respected senior was urging me to hurry up and die once, but my resurrection wasn't ready yet. What should I do? Waiting online. Pretty urgent.
In despair, Song Shuhang sent Fairy Cheng Lin a drop of energy with a message: [It might be too late, Sister Cheng Lin. My snake has already grown to over sixteen times its original length, and it's still getting longer. There's no stopping it now.]
Fairy Cheng Lin was utterly bewildered by Song Shuhang's message.
What?
What the hell was this snake game?
I was talking to you about something serious, and you were talking to me about Snake?
We weren't even on the same wavelength. How was I supposed to save you?
For a moment, Fairy Cheng Lin wanted to give up on Song Shuhang and leave him to fend for himself.
If a cute fairy beside her hadn't kept talking her down, she might have crawled across space through the "Cultivation" chat function to Song Shuhang and squeezed him from a "Prickly Little Squirrel" into a "long, thin snake."
After finally calming down, Fairy Cheng Lin sent Song Shuhang a drop of energy with a message: [I'm talking to you about the dangers of the "Heavenly Emperor's Path," and you're talking to me about Snake? If you can't bring this conversation back on track today, I'll turn you into a snake tomorrow.]
Song Shuhang: "..."
He suddenly realized that distance was a wonderful thing!
As long as they were far enough apart, even Fairy Cheng Lin couldn't use the Face-Reading Technique or Mind Reading Technique on him... even her train of thought couldn't keep up with his. If he didn't explain things clearly, Sister Cheng Lin wouldn't understand.
[My fault... I didn't explain clearly just now. When I was absorbing the "Heavenly