Chapter 2307: This Disaster Also Has a Share of My Blame
Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Venerable Song: "@Yellow Mountain, Heart So Tired, Wants to Retire, Senior Yellow Mountain, and all the seniors in the group, I have some not-so-good news to tell everyone. I bear a portion of the responsibility for this bad news."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer was the first to reply: "Stop talking, choke that bad news right back down into your own stomach. There's been too much bad news lately, I want to hear some good news."
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Is Phoenix Slayer in a bad mood lately? Run into something? Care to share so everyone can have a good laugh?" Doudou asked cheerfully, attaching an adorable doghead expression-which was a close-up photo of its own head.
Sunbreaker Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubs the doghead expression above], ah~ refreshing!"
Ever since silly Doudou maliciously tried to chop off his Doghead Tower, Guo Da had kept it bottled up inside. He had been lurking in the group recently without posting any doghead expressions, waiting precisely for the day Doudou posted one itself.
Doudou: "..."
"Doudou, Guo Da, and Phoenix Slayer, stop messing around. Shuhang, ignore these fellows and just spit out whatever news you have. This bad news... is it related to you?" Northern River's Loose Cultivator manifested and said.
Medicine Master also chimed in: "Speak freely, I've already mailed liver-protecting, kidney-bolstering, and heart-saving pills to every daoist friend in the group; everyone can handle it. [Jiang Ziyan subbing in]"
Medicine Master was currently inconvenient for voice chat, for reasons everyone understood.
"Then I'll talk. The world... strictly speaking, the present world? The Earth is about to enter a collapse phase," Song Shuhang typed rapidly.
Things needed to be phrased a bit gravely to capture the seniors'